Apple withdraw childens ipod

[Flip]

Apple withdraw childrens ipod, after realising i-touch kids wasn't a very good name and could damage their reputation.




Cheryl Cole has dyed her pubes blonde. That's the 2nd black twat she's got rid of.

[The Artist]

tbh both pretty poor jokes, but I will for the effort

[HP]

to continue with the jokes; why are women always on the bottom-because there good at fucking up

[Hetzer]

Top 10 Reasons Men Love Guns More Than Women.


# 10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22

# 9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3 A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it .

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman:

# 1 You can buy a silencer for a gun.
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[Ste]

Don't you hate it when you wake up from a drunken night with 'I love cock' written on your fore-head?
Especially when you've been drinking at home.
Alone.


Cocaine is never a solution.
Unless of course, you dissolve it in water.