funny, stupid, naughty sh*t when you were younger

[Hazylogic]

Go on, would love to hear!

I remember one silly time when we decided it would be a good idea to test our black widow catapults out on a caravan.

Think is, it was a neighbour's caravan

got bollocked for that one!

[Flip]

Ripping out for sale signs and putting them in other peoples gardens was always good for a drunken teenage laugh.

[Handsome]

[The Original Muzza]

For sale signs in gardens, santa please stop here signs, etc. Throwing boulders at each other. Tanning windows with stones.
Snowballs off cars, snowmen in front of cars/buses. Stealing those little roadwork lights, my record was 9 in one night all carried about 2 miles home.
A few years ago the local secondary school got rebuilt into a larger, expensive one. One night a friend and myself climbed onto the roof of the new one, found the keys to a cherry picker and drove it around at 2am, eventually finding the portacabins for the builders were open. I stole all the keys, took a shit in the builders toilet. My mate ate all their pringles and we almost got caught when the first builder turned up and realised he was locked out.
Few weeks later I got off the last bus from town with a couple of the other village idiots and broke in and stole several drills and got chased by the fuzz. Went to where we dumped the drills and they were gone, have no doubts as to which one of the 2 idiots went back for them.
Before it was reopened I went back a third time with a large group after town, just for general silliness. Got it on video somewhere of us singing in the new assembly hall, good acoustics. Got chased by the night-guard. Friend had a cone on his head.
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Leviathan91]

Funniest thing I can think back to when I was about 12. Me and my mate had water balloons I landed one at a moving car. The guy went fucking crazy, slammed on his brakes and reveresed at like 20 mph after us. He then span around and continued to drive after us. We made it down an alley were he jumped out and grabbed my friend.

Started shouting like mad for about 10mins, then eventually got back in his car drove forward, then reversed really fast just stopping at my feet, got out and started shouting again.

Back then I was shit scared, we obviously laughed about it eventually but I was shooken up for hours after that. The dude was a fucking psycho. We stopped water bombing after that... For a few days.

[bEN_]

Pushing a robin reliant onto it's roof when i was 15 with a group of mates. ( )

tipping over those temporary traffic lights where there are roadworks.


and... so many other things probably sex related i did for lulz.
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[benjami]

thing that stands out the most is the tent peg launcher we made out of boredom/drunkness and accidently hitting a fat guy in the head with a tent peg at reading 2008.

We learnt our lesson, Reading 2009 saw the introduction of the three man catapult... allegedly we hit someone in the face with an apple. But nothings been proven yet

[warped one]

Hmm stupid sh1t done when younger...

I set fire to a field,
Broke into a building site and tried to drive a JCB, (epic fail)
Jumped through a bustop window,
Stole a 'for sale' sign and hit my mate with it, but forgot about the Wooden stake and knocked him out,
Walked into my ex's nieghbours house when pissed,
Went cow tipping and forgot to jump the fence when we got chased by one, that hurt alot ,

Warped
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[Tarmacsurfer]

Shit like this really boils my piss. Yes, I was a mardy little sod when I was younger and still can be. Yes, I've had more than my fair share of violence and stupidity, but the way that mindless fucktards will break both public and other peoples property in the name of "fun" is just jaw dropping. Big difference between being stupid and being actively malicious.

It's one thing to be swapping for sale signs in gardens, not exactly much effort required to sort that out and it can be seen as harmless, but rolling a car? Breaking in and vandalising/stealing tools?

Life isn't exactly rocket science, treat others as you would want to be treated. "It was just youthful high jinks" is no fucking excuse, comments like that are used to justify unacceptable behaviour far too often.
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[Alexio]

I used to burn things.
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[Pete.]

Once filled my acoustic guitar with acetylene and lobbed a match in it. Went up about 15 feet with a boom that shook all the neighbours windows.

Also filled a large anchor buoy with polystyrene 8's then poured thinners in it. Left it for half an hour then lit that and it went round the garden like someone letting go of a baloon. The grass was covered in molten white polystyrene blobs.

Cut open some shotgun cartridges, made a genie from the gunpowder that took off my mate's eyebrows, then used some pliers and a nail on the firing cap to shoot the wadding & inserts at each other. Got big bruises from that.
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[JakeyR]

I'm still young and do stupid shit, fuck i'm only 19 and to be fair i think ill never grow up, i don't give a fuck, allthough i do give a fuck if i get caught, hence why i've just deleted the original message i posted on here, lol

[Ste]

[JakeyR]

I love fire, its relaxing.

[Ste]

Fire is very nice for eating and breathing.

[andyscooter]

used to move a blokes metro about

he used to drive home pissed and leave the car unlocked somtimes with the keys in

so we would push it and park it in someone elses drive or on a few occasions we turned it side wards in his drive

he had to get his mates to help him bump it back round
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[Flip]

[mad4it028]

sillyest thing i ever did
went out with our air rifles we were about 12 shooting wild birds we found some shot gun cartrages set them up on a tree trying to shoot the center we set 2 off lucky we wernt killed thinking back..lol
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[Ariel Badger]

[mad4it028]

funny what seams a good idea when your young im always worried about my kids thinking about the crap i got up to at there age..lol
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[GSF Jamie 600]

Locked me business teacher in a cupboard all lesson, was funny at the time but got suspended for it lol, feel abit guilty now to be honest lol

[Ariel Badger]

Jumping off the shed roof using a clothes prop as a sort of vaulting pole, my chin hit the clothes line and spun me and I needed stitches in my head.
Running along walls and jumping the gaps, I over jumped and went face first into a fence post and some teeth smashed through my cheek. I had a school photo the next week and I am the only kid side on to the camera.
Tried being a hard lad and played the race card. Resulted in a bottle into the face removing two more teeth and needing lots of stitching. I had a job interview for my apprenticeship that week and explained it as a rugby wound. Rugby mad company took me on and I gave up racism.
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[the grim reaper]

We nicked a load of fireworks and made a bomb out of the powder, we then set it off in a lane near our house. It burnt out half the hedge and we hadn't realised how smoky it would be. We were sat in Mum's kitchen having just legged it home and she came in, looked out of the window and said 'Foggy one tonight'. We looked out and the whole street was obliterated in a cloud of foul smelling smoke.

We also did the for sale signs one and spent a fair bit of time at an MOD ammunition dump, finding bullets and similar. I'm probably lucky to be alive!

Cheers

Grim
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[Pete.]

[SlimRick]

Bought old bangers and did destruction derby type events around a disused industrial estate.
Drove old bangers off the cliff into a lagoon at a disused quarry, baling out at the last minute.
Made pipe bombs from steel conduit, black powder and broken 12v headlight bulbs - mate almost lost an eye from a flying piece of steel
Bought a VF750 at 16, got nicked and used a fake license to get away with it.
Obligatory for sale sign removal / relocation.
Pulled up a neighbours ornamental hedge and replanted it across the road in someone else's garden.
Lifted a Robin Reliant and left it in the middle of the road.



Kids these days don't know how to have fun!!!