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Bubbs
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: What did the paedophile say when he got out of prison? Reply with quote
I feel like a kid again.
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You know whats worse than spam?

People who post their spam for everyone else to read.

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PostPosted: 10:34 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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No.

Did you notice the date on the bbc link ? Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
GhostRider wrote:
You know whats worse than spam?

People who post their spam for everyone else to read.

GhostRider


Yeah you do have a point. Neutral
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Date in the article wrote:
Sunday, 25 February, 2001


BCF was weeks old.
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think this is a facepalm moment Wink
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
GhostRider wrote:
You know whats worse than spam?

People who post their spam for everyone else to read.

GhostRider


And then go on to edit their post to something even more spammy.
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You know whats worse than spam?

People who post their spam for everyone else to read.

GhostRider


And then go on to edit their post to something even more spammy.


Well that all depends on who you are, and where your interests lie... if your Welsh then you will find this post very interesting, and will load your brain with pub ammo to share with your mates.
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
If you're welsh, theres a good possibility you cant even read this spam, thus negating the point made above ^
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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If you're welsh, theres a good possibility you cant even read this spam, thus negating the point made above ^


Yes good point, it should really be in Welsh.

I think it's quite obvious that I have nothing of value to share today. I'm going to stop spouting crap, log-off, and actually do some work for a change.

Have a good day people.
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Woah, mini temp. flounce Wink

Careful chick! Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Woah, mini temp. flounce

Careful chick!


Ha ha, no-where near a flounce. It's just one of those days where my head just feels full of cotton wool. Nothing is working properly.
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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If you're welsh, theres a good possibility you cant even read this spam, thus negating the point made above ^


Yes good point, it should really be in Welsh.
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Cripes, 'tis not your sharpest of days is it? I think Fawbs was referring to the fact that the Welsh are mongoloid retarded inbreds, and thus are not capable of reading at all, irrespective of the language it's written in.

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PostPosted: 12:25 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
GhostRider wrote:
Bubbs wrote:


Yes good point, it should really be in Welsh.
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Cripes, 'tis not your sharpest of days is it? I think Fawbs was referring to the fact that the Welsh are mongoloid retarded inbreds, and thus are not capable of reading at all, irrespective of the language it's written in.

GhostRider


Ghost, I was taking it easy on him, so just let it slide Laughing Poor lad seems to have a lot on his plate.


Bubbs wrote:
Ha ha, no-where near a flounce. It's just one of those days where my head just feels full of cotton wool. Nothing is working properly.



Oh we know, dont worry about that Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
GhostRider wrote:
Bubbs wrote:
Yes good point, it should really be in Welsh.
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Cripes, 'tis not your sharpest of days is it? I think Fawbs was referring to the fact that the Welsh are mongoloid retarded inbreds, and thus are not capable of reading at all, irrespective of the language it's written in.

GhostRider


I thought he was pointing out the fact that in Wales, nobody has the internet.
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jesus, so many interpretations Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
ms51ves3 wrote:
I thought he was pointing out the fact that in Wales, nobody has the internet.


They must have, they invented it. [citation needed]
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
ms51ves3 wrote:
I thought he was pointing out the fact that in Wales, nobody has the internet.


They must have, they invented it. [citation needed]


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PostPosted: 13:05 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm hungry.
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bubbs wrote:
I'm hungry.


Im Timothy... Nice to meet you! *extends hand*


*Coat... Door.... Cursory backward glance to check for attention....Gone*
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bubbs wrote:
I'm going to stop spouting crap, log-off, and actually do some work for a change.


YOU LIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!
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YOU LIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!


Work bores me... this day is dragging... any suggestions?
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bubbs wrote:
Work bores me... this day is dragging... any suggestions?


Flounce?
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 07 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bubbs wrote:
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YOU LIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!


Work bores me... this day is dragging... any suggestions?


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Make sure your webcam is set up so we can watch.

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The999Kid wrote:
Cursory backward glance


I'll wager you've had more than a few of those in your lifetime.

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