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Flip
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Your girlfriends arsehole... Reply with quote
is like a 9V battery...

You know you shouldn't but sooner or later you're going to lick it.
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damz
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
why would you lick a 9v battery?
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 17:35 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: Your girlfriends arsehole... Reply with quote
Flip wrote:
is like a 9V battery...


...you rip it open and find 6 AAAA batteries?
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
its more like a teatowel holder than a battery tbh.

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PostPosted: 17:41 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: Your girlfriends arsehole... Reply with quote
Flip wrote:
is like a 9V battery...

You know you shouldn't but sooner or later you're going to lick it.


I've never licked a 9v battery, or anyone's arsehole.

Even if the battery or the arsehole really would like it, I think I'm still gonna pass.
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Piles. End of.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: Your girlfriends arsehole... Reply with quote
Flip wrote:
You know you shouldn't but sooner or later you're going to lick it.



Amen to this i love it Drooling
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flip, put the can of beer down and move away..... slowly.... Laughing

What does it feel like? (licking a 9V battery, not your girlfriend's arse)
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought testing 9v batteries by sticking them on your tongue was something everyone did? Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
truslack wrote:
I thought testing 9v batteries by sticking them on your tongue was something everyone did? Laughing


Om nom nom.
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: Your girlfriends arsehole... Reply with quote
crowe wrote:
Flip wrote:
You know you shouldn't but sooner or later you're going to lick it.



Amen to this i love it Drooling


How does your girlfriend really feel about it?
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
All women love some rim interference. They just dont like to admit it (well, some do.....)
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
truslack wrote:
I thought testing 9v batteries by sticking them on your tongue was something everyone did? Laughing
It is?... Confused Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
It is a standard way of testing 9v batteries.
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PostPosted: 00:33 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I test 9V batteries by putting them on my tongue. Surprised me the first time I did it!
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PostPosted: 00:49 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
st3v3 wrote:
truslack wrote:
I thought testing 9v batteries by sticking them on your tongue was something everyone did? Laughing
It is?... Confused Laughing

Do you have a better way?
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PostPosted: 02:52 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Everyone licks batteries.

And everyone tries to lick thier gf's arsehole.
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 03:00 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I like to have them face downwards, licking her from behind, then sort of tickle her ringpiece with your nose.
As soon as I tongue it I get in trouble, but's fucken worth't.
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PostPosted: 08:57 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
truslack wrote:
I thought testing 9v batteries by sticking them on your tongue was something everyone did? Laughing


Hell yea... certainly the whole of my electronics class licked 9v batteries. They have a nice metallic tang to them.
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PostPosted: 09:22 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
st3v3 wrote:
It is?... Confused Laughing

Do you have a better way?
I was in agreement, 'it is' as in, doesn't everyone? Wink
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
DonnyBrago wrote:
Everyone licks batteries.

And everyone tries to lick thier gf's arsehole.


Speak for yourself.
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Licking a 9v battery can be quite painful if you manage to short it between a lip and tongue piercing Neutral
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dunno about anyone else, but I can't help but feel that even knowing that bella has read this thread is quite dirty...Shifty
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PostPosted: 11:48 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
why would you want to lick her arsehole? it must have a slight taste or smell of shit....
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