Daves Insanity Sauce

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I never ever used to like any spicy food but over past couple of months I've been getting the taste for it, currys etc and chilli sauces, but everything I've bought has been rather mild despite stating "3 chilli on the hot scale" blah blah.

So today I bought some Daves Insanity Sauce as it says "hottest sauce in the universe" hmm yeah right.

Just licked a tiny tiny bit off my finger and now my tounge is burning, my lip is burning and my eyes almost started watering

too scared to put it on me dinner now
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[The View Askew]

There is even hotter, talk to Ariel.
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[Paulington]

I have a bottle of Blair's Ultra Death and Blair's 2AM, both good stuff but are lacking in the heat department unless used neat.

Insanity is only 180,000 Scoville units, Blair's 2AM is 2,000,000 and it's damn good, the maximum is 16,000,000 units which is as hot as it's chemically possible to get. .

Ariel eats a lot of spicy stuff, he'll no doubt arrive soon.

Just put it on your dinner you poof. .
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[The View Askew]

It is pretty hot, just add a dab to your meal, other manufacturers are being silly now with chilli extract "sauces" which contain purer and purer amounts of capsicum, the chemical that causes the heat in chillis.

Millions of scoville?

It is not nice, it is willy waving.
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[strag]

Agree with ST, I don't mind a bit of spice but ( I know we all have different tolerances) burn your mouth spice is a waste of time. Can you taste the meat, fish, veg with it in the meal? I get sick of 'I can eat hotter than you ' threads.
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[lllN30lll]

Dragons Blood Batch 13, and 10 minute burn are the hottest one's I've purchased so far.
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[Louise]

Ive got the 100% pain sauce still here. Starting to get back into the chillis Jolokias are so far the hottest ive had - I can only have half of one in a curry so far!

[Carl_steveo]

I like pure hot things like hew but I would rather have something that was hot and tasted nice than something thats just uber hot and means you can't taste for a week.
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[The Original Muzza]

My fridge contains:
Dave's insanity sauce (measured at 50,000 scoville heat units)
Vicous viper (257,000 SHU)
and Black mamba (reported 2,500,000 SHU)

As has been said, it is just willy waving and I prefer fresh chillis in a curry to these manufactured condiments. Good to try at least once though so you know the depths of spice.
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[The Original Muzza]

What I really hate is when I make a nice hot chicken curry myself, I use a small bag of hot chili peppers for heat, and 2 small bags of medium chillis for flavour.
Of course I make enough for about 4 people so my mum and brother eat a portion each the cheeky cuntfucks, then complain that it's too spicy.
My brother went so far as to come in before I started making a curry once and said "Do you want to make it a little less hot this week? It's too spicy for me and mum and it's not a fucking competition". Can't remember the last time that cunt bought any food for the house, let alone cooked anything, so I just made it hotter.

It's not a good curry unless you're sweating and panting.
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