Mint condition bike for sale...

[SamJL]

Found this on Ebay, the questions and answers are very funny

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUPER-MOTO-HELL-CHOPPER-BOBBER-PROJECT-V5-/250637637137?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item3a5b2ad611#ht_1584wt_1137
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2009 CBR1000RR
2004 KTM 200SX
2004 KTM 65SX

[moto]

Lol, I thought you were linking to a real d at first.

It really annoys me when people misuse the word "mint". I have been to see a few bikes described that way which when getting there is obviously total bollocks.

And why do some advertisers feel the need for !!!!!!! so many exclamation marks?

[rac3r]

[Clanger]

If it sells, then it proves eBay buyers will buy anything!!!
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[DrDonnyBrago]

HAHA check out the questions people have asked...


Q: Hi there, if i caught the train up to your location, could i ride it away, if i won that is? 26-May-10
A: Hi,of course...you may need a pal to push you a few times though,as the bike is not running,but once the the bike is in motion a rythmic swinging action with the legs seems to give you an extra few metres,I worked out on the sat nav that only 4351 hefty shoves would get you home,so maybe a couple of cans of red bull would be a good idea too,thanks for your intrest see you in the bidding!
Q: as every one else has made pointless comments thought i might as well to, although you are getting so much shit about this bike i wish i had some money and a van about now, looks like potential to me and lots of it! 25-May-10
A: Hi,obviously kind sir,you are a man of great insight and imagination...and that is just what this project needs a vision..this bike could potentially be anything you want it to be...a genuine thanks.
Q: howdy again bro,again its took me time to reply but do you know how long it takes trying to change in a telephone box wi my rusted chariot?..the horseriding is going just dandy thanks for asking tho if being honest i am shitting a brick .. just incase i take another fall and this time damage the alloys...just a few other questions before i put in an offer, the missus also has a wheelchair and was wondering if the bike can take a sidecar? also do you have a longer masonary bit that could hold it together and would it be included in the final price.. cheers again 25-May-10
A: Hi superman,how ya doin?...i bumped into the invisable man the other day...said he was growing a beard....i cant see it happening...i wouldnt put a sidecar on myself,i think it would spoil the aesthetics of the bike not to mention the performance hit,but i'm sure it would be possible....unfortunatley i dont have another masonary bit,i flicked a slug out of the kitchen just last night using a hefty looking twig,your welcome to that.
Q: To make me look silly ? I think your forgetting who owns that piece of shit , you own it mate so I should magine your pretty witty at the best of times to advertise it , find a skip and save your embarrasment 25-May-10
A: The guy selling ebay item 250632625871,was also ridiculed...he was paid £180.00 to have his "pile of shite" out of his way...last time i priced a skip it was £80.00!....I take it you won't be bidding then?
Q: hey superman the wheelchair man again, soz its took so long to get back to you .. went to the petrol station and got a flat,try changing a tyre when ur crippled AND blind ( bike looks good though !)how many previous owners has the wheelbarrow had? does it have a full service history? and do you still have the original skid marks? cheers 25-May-10
A: Hey superman,hows the horseriding lessons going...it's like we're old friends now eh?,a flat in a petrol station,you ride a bandit 1200 then?..previous owners is 5,it's had history but no service....the memory foam seat was given to grandad to stop his crown greens from rolling round the utility room...so no skids sorry to disappoint.
Q: hi,im sure this wasnt on bsh....but i have it from good sources it was a feature on page 5 of farmers weekly ....(came 1st for best cabbage!)seriously tho would my nhs wheelchair be adaptable??....altho i'm pondering with the idea of actually bringing my wheelchair as im worried you may make an offer for it or use it on a future project....if a deal can be done for the wheelchair would you be willing to give me a bump start ?? cheers, superman 24-May-10
A: sorry not instrested in the wheelchair...last time i touched one,the mother in law had hell of a time getting back to bed,cheers anyway
Q: hi im in bracknell berks and your comments are very funny cheers made me laugh and cheerd me up! 24-May-10
A: Hi icecreamman,thanks for your comments,I assume it was the 99 p starting price and the flaky paintwork that attracted you to my auction,I did have some extra nuts but the mrs needed them for her neck...thanks.
Q: supermoto from hell , thats a pile of shite mate 24-May-10
A: I don't have time to post a witty retort to make you look silly....so thanks for that.
Q: beautifull machine,i am sure ive seen this before, was it featured in bsh or a similar magazine,? has it got petrol or will i have to buy some? whats the buy it now price,thanks max power 24-May-10
A: Max,I think you may be getting this confused with my previous project the "dumper thumper",as you will apprieciate,I am being inundated with potential buyers,and to be fair to Jack "the scrap" harris,I will keep he auction running...as for the fuel,i did see a chunk drop from the air box when i took the pics so you may be ok if your not too far out,thanks.

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