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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 17:13 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: eyes Reply with quote

is being born cack eyed a genetic thing? i've seen a few people like it and been like ''lol''
but i know a brother and sister who are both cack eyed. both parents normal.

brother is proper cack eyed
sister slightly less cack eyed

would the 3rd one have normal eyes?
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's cack eyed? Google just bought up an Asian in a bunny suit.
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Misc wrote:
What's cack eyed? Google just bought up an Asian in a bunny suit.

Firstly, Laughing
Secondly, he means a lazy eye.
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

not sure, my brother used to have it really bad got it operated on when he was young and its there slightly now, but no one else in our family are
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I tend to find a lazy eye strangely alluring in girls for some reason....

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PostPosted: 18:20 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a common thing when you breed with your sister/aunt/mother. Most of the populiation of wales have a lazy eye and 7 webbed fingers.
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

mr_fisty wrote:
Its a common thing when you breed with your sister/aunt/mother. Most of the populiation of wales have a lazy eye and 7 webbed fingers.


Not to mention cleft palates and the ability to play banjos. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ed Case wrote:
not to mention cleft palates


yer! fuck you!

asshole Middle Finger Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason I have always found women with wonky eyes very attractive.
Not a 'dribbling boss eyed retard' you understand ... but a sexy slightly cross eyed look.
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.junkbrosnews.com/2006/01/crazy_eyes.gif


the future mrs silky?
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

silky666 wrote:
For some reason I have always found women with wonky eyes very attractive.
Not a 'dribbling boss eyed retard' you understand ... but a sexy slightly cross eyed look.


Not sure why but I agree with this. Its certainly not unattractive as such.
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can make my duff eye (as in the one that doesn't see right, as in it's not 20:20 like the other one) go a different direction to my other eye, but on purpose, not by design. Plus it hurts if I do it for too long. It's sort of a party trick, people laugh and then forget about it instantly. Much the same with my upside down tongue trick. Smile
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 06 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
I can make my duff eye (as in the one that doesn't see right, as in it's not 20:20 like the other one) go a different direction to my other eye, but on purpose, not by design.

I can close one eyelid completely ... without affecting the other at all (actually harder to do than it sounds) ... and hold it like that for hours, without flickering or let up.
This (along with my god given features (broken wonky nose and prominent neanderthal brow)) makes me look 'disturbed and retarded'.

I used it to great effect when I first met Mrs.Silkys family and friends at a big wedding ... She couldnt see what i was doing as I was taken around and introduced to everyone by one of her uncles.
I found it hilarious ... no one dare comment. Smile
Mrs.Silky did not (we had only known each other for about a month) and called me a 'complete tit and embarrassing'.
In my defence, I had threatened her with it weeks in advance. .. to which she said "you wouldnt dare" Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 00:35 - 07 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Growler wrote:
Ed Case wrote:
not to mention cleft palates


yer! fuck you!

asshole Middle Finger Middle Finger



fixed. Wink Oh so subtle....
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