Dealing with Mrs Wife

[stuartadair]

Ok here's the scenario. Mrs wife is giving you ear ache about going off and spending too much time riding your bike and not enough time at home with kids etc etc.

What's the best excuses you've come up with to get you out of the house

[Mr.Everready]

"You know where the door is"
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

If you need an excuse, you should hand over your man badge and bollocks (although the wife probably has those already). Real men don't need excuses.
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Start wearing this.

https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/old-spice.jpg

Then she'll know she's lucky to have such a man's man.
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[stuartadair]

Who are you lot trying to kid

[G]

Combine the two?
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[Mr.Everready]

[Carl_steveo]

I never have this problem because I don't have kids. If I ever go out I tend to feel a little bit guilty because she then has to spend the day on her own. Atleast your wife has the kids for company.

I'll ask the gf what she thinks you should say.
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[stuartadair]

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

Tell her that you see your illegitimate kids even less and that she, and they, should be grateful for the time they do get with you.
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[stuartadair]

Telling her how lucky she is could have gone better

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

I have a better idea than Old Spice (if that's possible).

Falcon punch

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You can thank me later.
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[stuartadair]

[Paulington]

https://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/how_to_disable_a_woman.jpg.

HTH. .
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[Mord]

Ah.. Mrs... it's never easy

I try to justify things with arguments or make bargains haha
She's got strong methods of persuasion which are:
- no sex
- her bad mood
- her nagging

So I try to compromise or buy my freedom

[stuartadair]

Perhaps a tad OTT Paulington - But perhaps not...

Bad moods and nagging I can live with cos I wont be in to hear it, I'll be out on my bike.
Cant remember what sex is anyway

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[Luke_Retrofly]

Don't need exscuses. You are what you are, you were probably the same when you met. Obviously you have to make some sacrifices when you have kids.

Maybe offer some time to look after the kids, so she can go off on her fancy doing whatever women do.

Aprt from that you can always smack her across the tits.

Luke
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[stuartadair]

Well at least if I'm not allowed out to play, you lot have given me a laugh

[bEN_]

Mine accepts the bike is #1
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[Mord]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

It can be, you just don't want it badly enough.
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[Stevie GooGs]

I have a two year old and i work bit too much, i try and get out on the bike early at weekends ie 6-7am and back for 1pm or somthing then spend time with the family.
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[Tonka]

Scene: Me out on my bike on a sunny Sunday with road riding gang of friends. Stopped at lunch time to check in with OH as I was planning on heading back for 13:00ish to spend the rest of the day and evening with him. Was told in a right huffy manner not to rush back as he was going out with his ex for supper anyway. I was delighted and carried on riding all afternoon

Apparently he was trying to call my bluff and make me jealous, so that I'd rush back!! I figured he was a manipulative tw@t and binned him.

Bikes rule, man up and grow some!!

I think the proper answer is compromise, but I've never been very good at that!!
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