Why do dogs like to cover themselves in fox/badger crap?

[m0l0t0v]

My dog went out earlier and came back... stinking of fox crap or whatever. And she's basically caked in it.


She fucking loves it.


WHY THE FUCK?!
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[N cee thirty]

my dog does this,when you see her gettin a good roll in you think ooo shit
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[Ichy]

Its instinct, it helps them to sneak up on badgers and foxes. Dogs are just too dumb to realise that they no longer need to do it.

[m0l0t0v]

She's done it quite a few times. But it does piss me off.


Stinking bitch.
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**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[warped one]

Mine did it a few times until they learn that the pressure washer was the consquence

But they were Malamutes, and it didn't hurt them, just pissed them off with the noise of it.

HTH
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Yep, they're trying to mask their scent.
And Badger poo is like grease...Damm stuff takes ages to wash off.
Luckily i use Lynx Africa, so nobody at work complains that i pong.

It's a habit i can't break.
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[FURBAR]

Pics of malumutes, i like them ,,,
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[m0l0t0v]

Pressure washer?


MY dog is shit scared of a normal hose. Never mind the pressure washer.


Picture this, she's inside, doors closed etc, family watching tv,whatever.


I get the hose and turn the tap to start cleaning my car/bike and she starts crying/moaning and getting nervous, hiding next to my mum or sister


We have absolutely no idea why


She loves the rain though, and ponds.
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**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[warped one]

I haven't got any pictures of them current;y because I split with the girl I was with and had them in her name so they went straight to her.

The only ones I do have are puppy ones and of my Bitch been 3 and my pup been 6months.
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[FURBAR]

Yeah, but no, but yeah but No ... you want an acc warp .. yeah with chips and ketchup ...
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[warped one]

Pics as proof.

The first picture is when we picked him up at 5weeks old.
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[FURBAR]

Which one is the current sqeeze and which one is the old first love ...
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[m0l0t0v]

[warped one]

Ermm Buudy was my first love because I had him from 5 weeks and he would only listen to me. He was so loyal and true that he more than once got in a fight with other animals or chavs and let me get out of it only to come back to me.

The key I found with big dogs like him was to enforce obedience with punishment. If he did something seriously wrong he got a hit. In by the end of me seeing him, he would only sit with me, and only walk on a lead next to me. Anyone else he was a absolute handful.

My bitch was rescue from a a bloke in Norwich who was moving a used her to get pikie's of farmers land. He told me she only listened to him and his whistles for the commands apart from sit and such, but a few months after I had her running around like a sheep dog and again she would not listen to anyone but me.

I saw her last year on the local playing field whilst with a girl. She came up to said girl, put her paws on her knee's and stared her out. Until I told her to lay down and shut up.

Funny thing about both of them. They both bit me on the face. Only been a glancing shot when they were barking, but both went and hid under the garden table for a week because they were so upset of what they had done. Nothing would bring them out.
If the table was moved they would go back under it. They were really upset.

But the best memory is of them working out how to open the child gate to the back door. The pup would pill the clip forward and the bitch would open the gate so they could get out to the back garden.

God I miss them so much.

Anyway on with the thread.
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[L4Isoside]

[warped one]

If you start of with it on mist they get used to the noise.

Then go onto the proper wash.
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[Flip]

Pressure washer? High pressure injection is the first thing that came to mind (can that happen with water?) but I suppose it depends on how far away from the dog you are.

Most pressure washers come with warnings that tell you not to point them at people animals.

(But maybe I'm over reacting).

[warped one]

Go straight down the side of them. Mine used to love it. Apart from the noise.

It's sort of like a glancing blow.
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[pepperami]

My bloody stupid dog does this as well!, and if i had a pressure washer, i`d shove it up her arse

Last time she rolled in more goose shit than I have ever seen before , talk about smelly
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[colin1]

shit washes out pretty quickly

when i was a kid, our dog came back after rolling in engine oil loving her new fragrance.

That stank for weeks.
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[L4Isoside]

Reading about your Malamutes really makes me want one now bet they are a handful though (although im not exactly soft)

infact similar breed next door, i think.

[warped one]

They are only a handful if you let them.
I've trained loads of dogs in my time, and found them to be the easiest because they are so much more like humans than most other dogs. Don't get me wrong they can be bugger some days and all right the next. My pup used to get mardy when my bitch came off heat but other than that they are like small children.

Except you can have a scrap with them.

I looked after my work mates one last October. He was forever complaining that she would shit and piss in the kitchen. Whilst he was away I introduced the simple command of Bog, then opened the kitchen door to the back garden. worked an absolute treat.

One of the main problems people have with them is the amount of exercise they need. Mine got 4mile in the morning then 2mile at dinner time, then 4at around tea time, and 1hour of sprints when it cooled down. In between then they were either kept in a cage in the living room or outside, if noone was in or left to roam around the house and garden. The 'problem' dogs come from lazy families who just take them for a walk round the block or not at all if it's raining. They really do need ALOT of exercise.

One of the best things I learnt from it was that even though alot of people disagree, a cage is probably one of the best things you can get for a dog. If they sleep in one from the very first day you get it then you'll have no problems with it. They grow to associate the cage with a place of safety and comfort where they can get away. So if your playing and they go to the cage you know they are tired and had enough.

I really do miss my 2, as my relationship broke down with my ex they were the one ones in the whole house who were happy to see me, and i'm not scared of saying I truly cried like a baby when I had to leave them behind, because they had been my best friends for nearly a year.

Sorry for the thread HJ
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[L4Isoside]

Awww

I think id struggle to keep up with the exercise demands Do sound great though