Bloddy Hell!

[Will]

This was taken from Kontraband:

Monday 3rd November, 2003

Sick Bloke:

The New York Times reported that bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why nobody noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for five days before anyone asked if he was feeling OK. George Turklebaum (51) who had been working as a proof reader at a New York firm for 30 years had a heart attack in the open plan office that he shared with 23 other colleagues.

He quietly passed away on Monday but nobody noticed until Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked why he was working at the weekend.

His boss, Elliot Wachaiski said "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last one to leave each night so nobody found it unusual that
he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself.

A post mortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days after
suffering a coronary. George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died.

You may want to give your colleagues a nudge occasionally.

The moral of this story is - "Don't work too hard - nobody notices anyway."

Cheers,

Will

[P_J]

Thats going to be me, I am going to die at my desk at work, and nobody will notice, I sit in the corner of the office away from everyone.


*mental note* "don't start to read medical journals"


PJ
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