A game - Genius

[warped one]

Just watched it on bbc2.

Basically you post up your genius ideas however silly you may think they are. Then other people say weather they are stupid or genius.

You have to back your ideas up with a reason.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[pinkyfloyd]

You go first to give us an idea and we'll laugh.... I mean debate if they are any good
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Flip]

Or steal the good ideas and patent them.

[warped one]

Ermmm now you've put me on the spot.

I think fat and ugly people should be made to wear a Burka (sp?) So other people don't have to see them.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[pinkyfloyd]

[stinkwheel]

I think pizza boxes should have a perforated semi-circle on the lid so you can tear it out, sit the box on your knee and tuck the lid under your chin like a bib while you watch TV.
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[warped one]

Now that is genius. It would stop the cheese and stuff from going down your shirt and stop people (like me) looking like a messy eater.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[L4Isoside]

[warped one]

I can't wait for kickstart's idea that should prove insightful.

And it would be cheating to call stinky a genius because we all know he already is.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[UnknownStuntm...]

For a long time I've noticed in the supermarket, people actually mulling over the flavour of food they are buying for their pets. So I propose to make it more simple and more easy to work out.

Catfood comes in these flavours: Mouse, bird and fish.
Dogfood comes in these flavours: Cat, dog poop and tissues.

Simples.

[deleted111]

*Awaits a flood of people using Troll Physics as their own ideas*

I can't think of any off the top of my head but I know I've had a few 'woah wouldn't it be sweet if...' moments.

Will report back if I think of them.

[Inkognito]

Lotto numbers should be given to me 3 days in advance.
Do i really need to back it up with a reason?

[Chalky.]

Run heating (boilers) and cookers off hydrostatic energy.

People with unmetered water don't have to pay for their water usage. So run those items off water power, and it makes it free.

[Inkognito]

[pinkyfloyd]

[deleted111]

+2

Our boiler is in my bedroom and it doesn't shut the hell up. I've situated my bed as far away from it as possible and always make sure the cupboard door is closed.


My genius idea is that all sodding bike forks should be quick release from the yoke to save me swearing like a trooper. See my workshop thread.

Cheers,
Steve.

[0ddball]

Front door locks with a pager built in so when you get halfway to work and wonder if you locked the door you can just text it and it will text you back, locked or unlocked.

[pa_broon74]

How about a device that will generate a sexual idea or comment, all you have to do is enter some parameters.

For the purposes of this thread, we'll call it a Warpotron.

[Ol]

[Hazylogic]

[Chalky.]

I actually though I had a good one - a car cover for the windows that stops them icing over, so instead of a great big cover it only covered the top. Like a cap.

Then I looked on halfords and it's been done.

Barstewards!

[pa_broon74]

[map]

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[TimNorwich]