Just been abused

[warped one]

Just put a drunk mate to bed. As i bent down to pick up my drink he slipped 'it' in me.

How should I feel?
It was rather hard and long, it did hurt but was quite nice.

Am i ghey?
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[aaronb74]

Yes
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Current bike - 2006 ZX6R

[Hoffy]

https://captionsearch.com/pix/thumb/ls72gokd0y-t.jpg
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Plagued by 1980s Suzuki 2 strokes !

[WildGoose]

One bullshit post per day is enough, too much in fact. Seriously, get a fucking grip, and stop clogging up my beloved forum with your shit.

Before long, most normal people realise that they rarely have anything interesting to say, day to day, so don't bother. When they do it is ACTUALLY worth a read.

Do yourself a favour and learn this quicker.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[warped one]

It's called a joke you fucking troglodyte.
I must say.

YOU ARE AMISING AS HEMROIDS. PLEASE LEARN A SENSE OF HUMOUR OR FUCK OFF YOU BORING CUNT
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[m0l0t0v]

[Skudd]

With you it is hard to tell what is bull shit, what is true and what is a joke. I think you don't know either.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Ariel Badger]

joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal
a. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
v. joked, jok·ing, jokes
v.intr.
1. To tell or play jokes; jest.
2. To speak in fun; be facetious.
v.tr.
To make fun of; tease.



lie 2 (l)
n.
1. A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood.
2. Something meant to deceive or give a wrong impression.
v. lied, ly·ing (lng), lies
v.intr.
1. To present false information with the intention of deceiving.
2. To convey a false image or impression: Appearances often lie.
v.tr.
To cause to be in a specific condition or affect in a specific way by telling falsehoods: You have lied yourself into trouble.
Idiom:
lie through one's teeth
To lie outrageously or brazenly.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[locked]

https://www.mrpoma.com/GAY/gay-4.jpg
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on the look out for my next bike....
CBT Passed - 13/09/09 Theroy Passed - 19/12/09 Mod 1 Passed 04/05/10 Mod 2 Passed 14/05/10 - Free to ride ANYTHING!
Motorcycles are perfectly safe as long as you remember they're dangerous.

[stonesie]

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Finally found a use for this.

[pa_broon74]

I smell a porky pie... You can't pull the wool over my eyes you young scamp!!

What I think you meant to say is, you put your drunk 'mate' to bed then slipped in beside him for a bit of impromptu fun, it was a wee bit tight to begin with but ultimately was pleasant enough after you applied some Grimsby Lube (gob).

Listen, its fine; nothing to be ashamed of. No, you're not gay, you're just enlightened; ignore these narrow minded prudes and their preoccupation with arbitrary labels which they deploy in order to bring order to that which they cannot understand.

I've said this before; you are a sexual trail blazer and a true free spirit. Just mind how you go, we might have to start calling you Ironside when the STI's finally take your ability to walk & confine you to a wheelchair.


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Didn't catch anything.

[warped one]

^^^ Ha ha ha. fucking love it. ^^^

Also loving the karma rape for my reply to wild goose's post.

Who's the bloke in the fire extiguisher pic?
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[The Original Muzza]

[warped one]

He's my hero.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.