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Would you take the points or the cock?
I'll take the points
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I'll have some knob
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Raffles
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 16 Jun 2010    Post subject: Points or prick? Reply with quote

A traffic cop has recently been jailed for misconduct in public office. He was offering female offenders a get out of jail free card in exchange for taking part in a game of hide the truncheon. He behaved abhorrently and I sincerely hope that he receives appropriate treatment from his fellow inmates whilst being housed at her majesty's pleasure.
After my initial disgust had subsided I got to wonder what lady BCF members would do if they were confronted with a similar situation? Would they take the points or would they take the penis?
I have included a poll to guage your views.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1286803/Pc-jailed-having-sex-women-exchange-letting-driving-offences.html
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 16 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not a girl but come on, a get out of jail free card, fucking give me the cock.
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 16 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

tbh, the guy has the right idea.

i hope he knobbed them, then laughed heartily and slammed them back in the cell.
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PostPosted: 00:46 - 17 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thinks he's watched bad lieutenant too many times.

If it was a WPC and shaggin' her would avoid getting points/banned then yeah, fuck it.
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 17 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The voting is private, right?

Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 17 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd go for the knob then rip the thing off when the time came.
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 18 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carl_steveo wrote:
I'm not a girl but come on, a get out of jail free card, fucking give me the cock.


Damn straight.


Er...wait...is that right?
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PostPosted: 02:45 - 18 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

D O G wrote:

Damn straight.


Er...wait...is that right?


Is putting the handle of your toothbrush up your arse right? Exactly, course it is. Wink
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 18 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd wear a wire, and some sneaky camera, and let HIM take the cock.
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PostPosted: 02:04 - 22 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think as a guy, its kind of like what happened when i was in the army (no not sucking cock)
any way when you did some thing wrong you'd get put on "charge"
and you'd have to go in front of you're C.O. and you'd get charged and have to do extra duties and were confined to barracks and couldn't leave for a week or 2 or more, depending on what you did
(eg. dirty boots = 1 week, unshaven = 10 days. etc etc)

but some times the bombardier (artillery corporal) would give you the option, punch in the face or charge,
ok the punch in the face hurt, but it was over and done with,
charge lasted a week or more, you had no life in that time as every spare moment was taken up with menial chores, P.T. or change parades,

given the option, i would always take a punch to the face


same thing with these woman, punch in the tit or charged,
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 29 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

My bad for bumping an old thread, but yes yes he's a sick man.

But we're forgetting about the women who are too aren't mature enough to stand up to their actions and take responsibility.

Some of them were married, beyond belief really.
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 25 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yee gods! he`s not exactly the most handsome of blokes is he?
If he was going to do me, he would have to wear a paper bag over his head.... and i`d have to wear one as well, in case his came off by accident Shocked Laughing .

Nasty little man Evil or Very Mad
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