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woll
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Nom nom nom Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You're doing it wrong!

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PostPosted: 19:50 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
This will become a cattle pic thread. Went to a donkey sanctuary last week...

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PostPosted: 19:54 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
To the OP, that is not how you take a cows temperature Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
neil. wrote:


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I married it's sister. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Donkeys...The most depressed of animals...and make a bloody racket.

Used to catch my dog licking cows noses through the fence. Sick
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woll
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paxovasa wrote:
To the OP, that is not how you take a cows temperature Thumbs Up

ah new i was doing something wrong Laughing

c_dug it ain't easy to get a pic of yourself when you've got your hand up its arse Laughing + i think that fella lost his phone inside Laughing

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Just shown the pic my mum, she said i have a way with the ladies Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.whynotad.com/_mm/_d/_ext/8864/big_Worlds%20Biggest%20Cow01.jpg

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PostPosted: 21:21 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cor, those are some big-ass cows, Jefro Shocked

I'll have a 36 oz sirloin, a baked potato and a fuckload of salad please.
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Cor, those are some big-ass cows, Jefro Shocked

I'll have a 36 oz sirloin, a baked potato and a fuckload of salad please.


Thumbs Up What an amount. Fuckload. Shitloads more than a shitload! Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nom nom nom indeed...

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PostPosted: 00:05 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
They missed a bi.....oh, right..... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 00:40 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's fucking horrible, it just is.

What happened to the vomit-smiley?

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PostPosted: 00:52 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
pa_broon74 wrote:
That's fucking horrible, it just is.

Puke


Fixed Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:55 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Iain 007 wrote:
pa_broon74 wrote:
That's fucking horrible, it just is.

Puke


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Ta.

How do you do that then? (In anticipation of any other abnormal clunge related photography.)

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PostPosted: 01:11 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jefr0 wrote:
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That women is tiny! Wink

Silver wrote:
https://www.uslaw.com/pop/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/women-on-all-fours-as-cows.jpg


Is it wrong to still want to shag them?
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PostPosted: 04:34 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flip wrote:


Silver wrote:
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Is it wrong to still want to shag them?


Erm...no?
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PostPosted: 08:53 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
Donkeys...The most depressed of animals...and make a bloody racket.

Used to catch my dog licking cows noses through the fence. Sick


My dog always wanted to bite hold of their noses and hang on. He would do the same with pigs too, in fact pretty much any animal who stuck its nose near him.
He was a game little sod, i miss him.....

Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.uslaw.com/pop/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/women-on-all-fours-as-cows.jpg

When I was at school there was never a section in the Careers pamphlet about getting a job painting naked women.
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
https://www.uslaw.com/pop/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/women-on-all-fours-as-cows.jpg

When I was at school there was never a section in the Careers pamphlet about getting a job painting naked women.


Pull the udder one, it has bells on.







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PostPosted: 10:15 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Me and some goats(e)
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PostPosted: 10:36 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Silver wrote:
Nom nom nom indeed...

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Looks like old farmer Giles has had his arm up to the elbow in both of them too Smile
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ahem.

I'll get the ball rolling shall I?

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