Religion V. Homosexuality.

[pa_broon74]

Caught on to this on a blog site (https://darklochnagar.blogspot.com/2010/08/is-your-husband-gay.html) The source seems to be from a religious organisation called 'Christwire'.

Its quite funny, or atleast I thought so.

[Skudd]

The England football team springs to mind.
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[pinkyfloyd]

Im not gay and im not a christian but my vicar boyfriend is
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[Fawbish]

I love number 9
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[pa_broon74]

I think number 7 is actually the most apt for this forum.


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Didn't catch anything.

[pinkyfloyd]

[Bubbs]

Ha ha.

1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers

Yes to watch porn. Not so much mobile phone, however when drunk I do text randoms.

6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”

Gained a bit of weight, but still buy the same size as I used to be

7) Strange sexual demands

Can your sister join us?

13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public

Oh yes

14) Sudden heavy drinking

tick


I'm Gay
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[Hazylogic]

I think we should add to this definitive list of how to spot a homo:

16) Does he brush his teeth using his left hand?
17) Are his wrists limp?
18) Does he wear a buttplug for work?
19) When he farts, does it make a raspberry sound or is it more like the sound of air escaping a large anus?
20) Does he have a saggy hoop?
21) Does he have long hair
Gays like having long hair so that they look like women - he may also be a communist!
22) Does he ride a GSXR600? Then he surely is a fag!

[Dave McCool]

[Raffles]

So, because I wash my nuts and pickle my liver most nights then I must be a homo?
Maybe I should buy some Vaseline just in case they're right.
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[Gazz]

Religion is just sooooooo ghey!

FACT !

[Ariel Badger]

3.Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men?

Then he should be a priest.
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[SoND]

I love christs' wire. Does that make me gay?
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[warped one]

3 sounds more pedo than ghey.

Hmm always wondered why she always loves it in the ass and won't let me near the front (joking)
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[pa_broon74]

[Raffles]

[ZRX61]

23) Does he ride a Harley?
24) Do the handlebars have tassles?

[Tango675]

Lets see how I do:

1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
Yes
2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
Oh yes
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Don't even go to church so yes....
4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
No. Aside from when I go out to Gay clubs then yes
5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
No
6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”
No
7) Strange sexual demands
Oh Yes
8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films
Yes, All My porn has men in, but no women?
9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
I wish. Would london count?
10) Too many friendly young male friends
no. Sadly
11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
Ohhh get you... (Yes)
12) Love of pop culture
I know who Lady Ga Ga is... Yes
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
No.
14) Sudden heavy drinking
Nope

9 out of 14 humm...
strange, because the Gay-Oh-Meter says im a raving poof!
https://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

How can so much attention be spent on a paragraph in the old testament that later says you should not grow crops next to each other.
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[pa_broon74]

Damnit!

My work blocks that gayometer site, thats got to be anti-something. Discriminating against people with a quixotic sexuality or something.

Fucking bigots at the NHS, they're so right wing... Oh hold on...


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Didn't catch anything.

[Tango675]

For the record...
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[carlosthejack...]

Read Richard Dawkins "The God Delusion". That competely rebukes any and all religion. Homosexuality isn't anything at all. Homophobes are morons. Religious homophobes are deluded morons. It doesn't matter who you fuck as long as you're happy and no-one's getting hurt. Well, it does hurt, but only a little bit...

[pa_broon74]

Heh.

That C4 test said I was 20% gay (or to straight.) I think that pretty much rubbishes the veracity and effectiveness of the test and throws all the usual preconceptions up in the air.

I wouldn't know what to do with a clunge.


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Didn't catch anything.

[SpicyBlimp]

[pa_broon74]