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PostPosted: 23:18 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Because tonight, I am bored! Ultimate suicide. Reply with quote

Tripple suicide, hang from a metal wire attached to a metal pole from the power lines of a train.

Get hung, shocked, and hit by a train, all at the same time!

Ultimate suicide.

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Create you're best suicide.
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buy a Chinese bike.
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marrying a girl who doesn't want sexual intercourse and having to wank for years. With the mere suggestion of you having sex with her almost as bad as actually raping her. Give me your train any day of the week.
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PostPosted: 23:46 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

RussG wrote:
Marrying a girl who doesn't want sexual intercourse and having to wank for years. With the mere suggestion of you having sex with her almost as bad as actually raping her. Give me your train any day of the week.


... Shocked Have you considered therapy?
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Cue mad MS Paint skills*
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 23 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's mine, you're in the hottest desert in the world locked in a boot.

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PostPosted: 08:57 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Original Muzza wrote:
RussG wrote:
Marrying a girl who doesn't want sexual intercourse and having to wank for years. With the mere suggestion of you having sex with her almost as bad as actually raping her. Give me your train any day of the week.


... Shocked Have you considered therapy?


I would suggest divorce personally.

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PostPosted: 09:10 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:

I would suggest divorce personally.

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technically we didn't get married, but I did leave Smile
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PostPosted: 09:37 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:


I would suggest divorce personally.

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Laughing Naturally, but then therapy for passive aggressiveness. Wink
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swallow a couple of pounds of ball bearings, then sit in the Large Hadron Collider.
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PostPosted: 09:59 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Swallow a couple of pounds of ball bearings, then sit in the Large Hadron Collider.


any nmr/mri machine will do Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:21 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being tied naked to a cactus in the blaring sun so that you get sunburnt really badly front and back, then take off when fully sunburnt and thrown into a hot shower (maximum burn), then once out of there get hand slapped on your sunburn every minute for 24 hours, then starvation will set in and you will be tied inches from the nicest smelling food known to man unable to eat. in a sensory deprivation room, and listening to screaming childeren for hours on end, then loads of angry snakes let loose into your room that have small amount of venom, just enough to be very painfull, then the room fills with water and you drown but get revived and set on fire then put out and injected with adrenaline to keep you alive longer then repeatedly kicked in the balls, then finally hung.
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
Being tied naked to a cactus in the blaring sun so that you get sunburnt really badly front and back, then take off when fully sunburnt and thrown into a hot shower (maximum burn), then once out of there get hand slapped on your sunburn every minute for 24 hours, then starvation will set in and you will be tied inches from the nicest smelling food known to man unable to eat. in a sensory deprivation room, and listening to screaming childeren for hours on end, then loads of angry snakes let loose into your room that have small amount of venom, just enough to be very painfull, then the room fills with water and you drown but get revived and set on fire then put out and injected with adrenaline to keep you alive longer then repeatedly kicked in the balls, then finally hung.


Nah thats not suicide thats a Japanese game show!
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PostPosted: 10:24 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spooned to death
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PostPosted: 10:24 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wet ropes tied round your hands then pegged down in the desert. So when the ropes dry out your strectched aswell as the constant sun/hunger/thirst factor..
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

D O G wrote:


Yeah I have to agree with that one. Would do your tits in after a while.
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:39 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slit your wrists and connect a blood pump of some sort to fill up a bucket on top of a doorframe. SURPRISE ROOM MATE! Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
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That reminds me of the Armageddon film.
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
https://pic.templetons.com/brad/photo/bm02/cars/img_9697.jpg


To be fair he doesn't need the rocket thingy. Wear that costume and go for a wander around the streets of Qandahar. That'd probably do it.
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ultimate suicide?.... Hmmmm...

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PostPosted: 17:58 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Pathetic suicide on all counts Razz
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
^^^Pathetic suicide on all counts Razz


And your reasoning?
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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into a

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PostPosted: 19:49 - 24 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Murder a BCF members nearest and/or dearest. Rolling Eyes
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