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Pet (2016) - 5/10
I think Dave-G is going to like this one. It's about a lad (Dominic Monaghan), a employee of a dog shelter, who has a crush on this cute blonde (Ksenia Solo), who happens to be his school mate, but she doesn't remember him. So, he decides to stalk her and then capture her, to put her in the cage he made for her, in the dog shelter. What's going to happen next would be spoiling it for you, but I'm going to say this, the film was not a horror, as advertised. More like a thriller.
The film was average, 5/10. ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
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CBFcarl Nearly there...
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Hail, Ceasar!
The Coens are a little bit all over the shop for me. No Country For Old Men was a great film (8/10 - let down slightly by the end) but The Big Lebowski was overhyped and 6/10. Fargo - great, The LadyKillers - Poor.
This film was ok in parts, but again, let go with not enough character or story development and it felt more like a film where they could cram as many cameos in as possible. 6/10
The Founder
I love me some Nick Offerman, and Michael Keaton seems to be on a bit of a renaissance, so I was looking forwards to this. If you have ever read Fast Food Nation, you will know the background, but essentially this is how McDonalds started. Great story, brilliant acting. Not sure how it didn't get any Oscar nods. 8/10
Stripes
I recorded this on Film4 a few weeks ago and forgot that I had it. Bill Murray is a hero. This film is a bit schizo, however. The first half is brilliant - losers join the Army, stumble through basic training and there is obligatory hard-arse drill sargeant. Awesome. The second half, where they go through Czechoslovakia in an RV is less so.
7/10 ____________________ thx1138 wrote: Well if you had a car, I'd bet it would smell like urine had had drunken sex with vomit and made a poo baby.
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Chappie 5.5/10 - not as good as District 9 or Elysium but the same sort of theme (Sci-fi set in South Afriiica). It's almost like an adult version of Wall-e , which's kinda the problem as it could be a kids film minus the violence etc. Also some of the characters are very annoying, not Slumdog he's alright. |
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Fokking robuts, eh? Just watching the end credits roll.
Huh, I found that surprisingly enjoyable.
It was indeed scrappy in tone, and they couldn't decide whether it was knockabout or serious. That could have been toned down to Short Circuit or ramped up to the full Robocop - it felt a bit awkward in the middle.
Slumdog, didn't rate: annoying and hammy. Sigourney Weaver has so successfully re-invented herself as a pastiche of... herself... that it's tough for her to play a tough role now. Jackman was just dicking around. I reckon they were both on set for a couple of days, banged their scenes out, cheque please.
But Die Antwoord actually worked for me. Gimmicky, sure, and they won't be picking up any Oscars, but they were credible enough, personable, and they threw their all in.
Chappie was pimp, and that's what the film is about, right? ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike
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I don't see no rating so those are just random words |
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Like ¥o-Landi's hair, I can't figure out whether it's a mess or a masterpiece. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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I can't decide whether I want to bang her, or bang her head in with a brick. Or both. Or in what order. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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Your opinions are only valid among 12 year olds who like to take the piss.
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met mr watkin tudor jones, back when he was "max normal", he was a proper c%nt ____________________ Observation is the greatest source of wisdom. |
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Star Wars Rogue One has just hit the usual places in 720p |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 7 years, 34 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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