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CBFcarl Nearly there...
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thx1138 World Chat Champion
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Captain America: Civil War 7/10
Second half of the film is a very silly slapstick ensemble.
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Jupiter Ascending 5/10
A visual spectacle, but with no substance or character.
No, not Mila Kunis, the film. Oh, and Mila Kunis, or at least her character. Yes, Mila will make you want to insert every extremity into her, but the titular character of Jupiter is astonishingly limp and passive. She spends most of the film falling or being carried, Lois Lane stylee. The most active thing she does is to read a book and quote a rule. I jest not.
The tone is all over the place, with a Galactic Bureaucracy scene that feels like it's from a different film. I was waiting for it to throw out a reference to Brazil, and when it inevitably came it was so painfully obvious that it felt like abuse rather than homage.
The score is clumsy, Tatum is bland, most of the support are just there for their pay cheques, Weirdy McBritishchap over-chews the scenery, I lost track of whom was double crossing whom: it's just all off key and a bit random.
Damn shame, since I could and should really have liked the golden age SF setting.
Think Guardians of the Galaxy with all the joy and panache sucked out of it. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead 6/10
Your standard buddy road movie outbreak-in-the-outback low budget knockabout zompocalypse Ozzie production.
No messing around, mate, none of that whinging Pom introspection. Just get every bucket of fake blood on camera, she'll be right.
100 minutes of splatter, gags (all sorts) and sweaty cleavages. Great fun, everything Grindhouse: Planet Terror wasn't. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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John Wick 4/10
Far too many cut scenes, the player doesn't even get control until 30 minutes in. Frame rate is acceptable, but it's a basic rail shooter. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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Life - 3/10
Pointless film that's been made many times before!
Loads of plot holes and not a decent weapon in sight, (discounting the cast obviously)!
If you've seen "Alien" there's no point in watching it, you already know the beginning, middle and end!
How the writers didn't get sued for plagiarism is beyond me. ____________________ "Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money!" |
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The World's End 4/10
Bit of a mess, this one. Great cast, and yes, it's got the usual Pegg/Wright foreshadowing but the writing isn't that sharp, the pacing and tone is all over the place, and a sadly aged Simon Pegg plays a bellend so successfully that I was rooting for the robuts.
I couldn't find the fun in it and barely made it to the end. A patchy end to the Cornetto trilogy. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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stevo as b4 World Chat Champion
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The Wizard Of Lies - 7/10
If you got the ingenuity to pull off a $65billion ponzi scheme for 20 years and nobody, not even the regulatory bodies who investigated him found out for that long... I think he should be let off rather than put in prison Almost unbelievable how he go away with this.
Life - 7/10
What's not to like about a good space film? There's not many of them made (good ones). Really enjoyed this, the effects, the freakyness of it and the ending To the dude who said it was 3/10 Alien rip off... I thin k we've mostly got to the end of original space films by now, it was well made
T2 Trainspotting - 8/10
Thought this was brilliant and hilarious in equal measure. Begby is still, if not more terrifying than ever |
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More Invasion of the Body Snatchers, I'd have thought, since they're invaders who are snatching bodies.
It had all the right elements, they just didn't gel for me. The main problem was that Pegg's character was (deliberately) a pathetic tosser, and remained so all the way to the contrived end. He played it pretty well, I just didn't enjoy the performance. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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T2 Trainspotting - 7.5/10
Lived up to expectations - nothing on the first one but still a worthy nostalgia filled sequel, worth the watch .
Followed up with a bit of Trainspotting 9/10 and Human Traffic 9/10 for good measure . |
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Red Planet -8/10
Me am got teh dumbeder by watched this. I mean, you took a Murderbot to Mars? With an honest-to-allah Murder-Mode? And that actually makes more sense than anything else in it. If I were to list every instance of mongery, it would put a Tefsperg to shame.
A solid -10, plus 1 for each of circa-2000 Carrie-Anne Moss' vest-nipples. I don't know why I inflict this stuff on myself. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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Going Nearly there...
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Not really film, or music, or box set, but might as well spank it in here. (Netflix) Garfunkel and Oates: Trying to be Special.
Two quirkyish-prettyish-nerdyish broads sing songs about handjobs and anal sex for an hour. Their vocal synchronicity and rapid fire lyrics are impressive. It's fun stuff, and even dallies with poignant as they deal with being 36 and single in Frozen Lullaby.
Nothing you can't already see on YouTube, but it's all in one place, well performed, and they're annoyingly hard to dislike. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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Tracey Suntan-King World Chat Champion
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A Cure for Wellness 7/10
A big budget, gothic, hammer horror style romp. Delightfully silly, mildly pervy and gross. Takes itself very seriously though.
Took me back to Friday nights in the 1970's when my dad (who had us to stay every weekend) would leave my brother and me home alone till late. We used to up watching the Hammer House of Horror movie with a bottle of Woodpecker* and scare ourselves silly.
I suppose this is the modern equivalent.
* my personal a la recherche du temps perdu ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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Elysium 2/10
An overblown mess of a film with an utterly perverse theme. The hero is a pikey, his allies are pikeys, and it promulgates the myth that beggaring a tiny wealthy minority magically can somehow make every one of the teeming masses equally well off.
No, really, the upbeat ending proposes that perhaps a dozen magical medical shuttles with a dozen magical medical beds each will magically cure 10 billion inbred ingrates of their ills. Ignoring that the swarming mud grubbers will be pumping out new sickies far, far faster than they could possibly be cured, let alone that local dickholes would just seize or destroy these resources or simply allow them to degrade in the same way that ignorant savages always do when gifted with technology beyond that which they have created themselves.
Honestly, I am rage-triggered almost beyond the capacity for rational thought by the premise and false promise of this clumsy ideological agit-prop. Maaaatt Daaaaamon.
Plus, Jodie Foster has a weird accent. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 313 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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