Things to do before you die ...

[killa]

#1 Adopt a child, and then change your mind

Your go!

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[The Artist]

2. Put a child up for adoption, change my mind.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Have a child, and raise it as a Budgie.
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[Blackwolf]

thrown the child front of a bus then wished you hadn't
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[dodsi]

Give your child up for adoption to an African family (in africa)

[Hazylogic]

Fire an RPG at a moving vehicle.

[Raffles]

Knock ten bells of shit out of Tony Blair.
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A good loser will always be a loser.

[Chalky.]

Put my seatbelt on

[pepperami]

Take a dump in a police car

Do a H.A.L.O. jump.
Do a bungee jump.
Do 200mph on a bike or in a car.
Tell all my loved ones that I do love them.
Have time to give away all my belongings to the right people.
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[warped one]

Make it back from Ninja land alive.
Shit through my bosses letterbox.
Wank off a hot air ballon.
Sleep with a gf's mum who's fit
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[MonkeyKnuckle]

Become invincible.
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2000 Honda CBR600F - Sold! 2003 Honda CBR600RR - Current!

[TUG]

I've already died once, was... boring.
Tell u what i won't do again?
own a fucking SRAD...
Learn to stunt is top of my list atm
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Haz ER-5, innit!

[yen_powell]

Shout out very loudly, "I was killed by........."
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Blackmail is a nasty word........but not as nasty as phlegm!
XT1200Z and a DR350 in bits

[Resident Yank]

Not die.
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Snooping in from the US, don't kill me.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Have a cuppa.

My work is done
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[Silver]

Stop breathing.

[silky666]

Shag my mates much younger (22) cousin who has J cup (used to be L cup) norks.

Am I a wrongun ?
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There's nothing that shouts "Poor Workmanship" more than wrinkles in the Gaffa tape.

Gaffa tape is like "the force" - it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[james1988]

Shag a bird in a supercar, albeit a bit shit but that's what I fancy lol

James

[Stalk]

Watch the grandchildren play

[hornetmike]

[SoND]

Build a turbo bike.
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Go back to bed - You have no rights - "Streetfighters ~ Mainstream motorcycling's crackwhore sister."

[plugger147]

[nowhere.elysium]

[chris-red]

25 ways to a girl's heart

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'fuck you,' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call.




All of the above.
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[Throttle]

Wrestle a midget.