Ace biker momento

[Hazylogic]

Not much of a story to tell, more of an incident, but i'd like to share it with you lovable fuck-knuckles anyway:

I've spent most of the day riding around the Scottish Border B roads (yea all of 'em) and I was on my way home, via Temple through Gorebridge. I had a right hander approaching and I was trying to take it really easy as there were no females for me to display too. I still took the corner leaned over though as my fearlessness cannot be switched off. I took the corner and the front hit a big patch of grit - which was bang in the centre of the road. The front slide out from underneath me, but luckily I rescued it via stamping my powerful ox-leg through the road. I think it was due to my raw animal strength and good genes, rather than the A* tech 10s I was wearing, that saved my ankle. At the same instant that it slide out, I used my machismo-like instincts and turned the handlebars the other way, thus keeping the bike upright and I ended up sliding across the grit like some sort of ancient warrior charging into battle.

I'm now at home, I've just finished my food - a beef leg and a haunch of venison - and I'm supping ethanol from an elephant's tusk, smoking a foot long cuban, whilst three young fillys oil the aches and pains from my muscular body.

The end.

[Benson_JV]

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Willson - "If you go out on that CBR600 in the winter, you're going to do more miles on your side than on your wheels."
Riding: CBR600FW Driving: Audi A6
Previous Bikes: '96 Bandit 600, '96 GPz305

[tvchimp]

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Bike: Currently Bikeless... Gahh

[Skudd]

A* Tech 3s are better for that sort of thing.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[ms51ves3]

Next you'll be telling us you landed a 130mph wheelie into a lock-to-lock tank slapper.