Warped is now an uncle

[crazymotorbik...]

Hey,

I'm not very well known on here, in fact i'm better known as warpeds brother.

Anyway just thought i'd let you know my son Jamie was born on 31-8-10 @ 1216am by caesarian section. It was such an incredible feeling to see him for the first time and all my initial fears just melted away.

Unfortunatley for the little mite he has to put up with warped as an uncle who has expressed an interest in teaching him how to ride a motorcycle when he's old enough I want him to live past 16!!!!

Cheers for reading,
Shaun.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Congratulations on your future emigration.
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[warped one]

Fast uncy warped faster.

Please post pics ro. I ain't seen any apart from the one you sent me.

So many questions to ask.

How is he?
hows kim?
has gran seen him? ( told you she'd make it)
when can i see him?
when can i teach him to ride?
fuck it fri night i'll teach him to wheelie on the laverda strike lol.

Come on bro pics a proof and all that. Damn you got me excited now.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[SoND]

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[The Original Muzza]

Set up an account on "Just Giving" so we can contribute to the kid's therapy sessions. No-one deserves a creepy uncle.
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[L4Isoside]

Poor kid

Atleast he'll learn to ride from a young age and wont miss out any

[hornetmike]

[SlimRick]

Things should be fine - just don't let Warped take him out on the pull when he's old enough.

[pinkyfloyd]

Congrats to the mom and dad and even uncle warp.

Not trying to influence the warped one in any way but.....

https://www.votemybaby.com/photos/418_vroom%20vroom.jpg

Baby biker bikewear for kids

https://www.therallyshack.co.uk/images/alternative%20baby%20clothes/king%20of%20the%20road%20black%20babygrow_small.jpg


https://www.therallyshack.co.uk/images/alternative%20baby%20clothes/biker%20in%20training%20black%20babygrow_small.jpg


And my personal favourite.

https://www.therallyshack.co.uk/images/cool%20baby%20clothes/black%20babygrow%20uncles%20bike_small.jpg
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[warped one]

He he, loving the cloths. Might have got get my sister to buy them for me so i don't feel ghey going shopping.

I'm off to see the wee one tomorrow night so with shaun permision i'll get some pics of jamie up. Yay. I haven't even seen them yet.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[warped one]

Sorry for the girly post.

I saw tne little tyke tonight and held him in my arms. He is so small and perfect, he fell into a dead sleep whilst i held him and started to breath heavily with scared me until i realised his head was a little to 'up'

My family are now calling me a big softie because of the way I was with him and been so delicate with him. Which isn't in my rough arse nature. I was aprehensive abouf holding him at first butthe moment Shaun laid him in my arms (well arm) evedything came back to me from raising my cousins son when I was 14.

Shaun is relictant to post pics because you lot are wierdo's.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Fisty]