Hazylogic
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 Posted: 09:22 - 05 Sep 2010  Post subject: Sunday Express |
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I've just been camping in the gf's mum and dad's back garden with the bairn - a test for the new tent; as we are going to Fort Bill next weekend. 'Grandad' gets the Sunday Express delivered, so I thought I'd have a laugh and read it - I've also watched enough Ben 10 this morning.
They are having a Sunday Express Crusade - that's a stamp of approval right there! - called Kellie's Law, something about x type of dog is dangerous lets round them up and gas 'em. Fair enough, some owners are irresponsible, but these reactions seem a bit... rash?
The best bit is Nicola barry's column:
'Every so often, while walking with my Westie, Coll, I meet a heavy-set, jowelly thug, covered in tattoos, out with his three pitbull terriers. Thanks to his habit of bawling at his dogs, I know he is around long before he appears. THANKFULLY, THE DOGS ARE ALWAYS ON A LEAD. Otherwise they could demolish Coll in minutes.
Fuck me woman, the dogs are on the chuffing lead. What have the tattoos got to do with it? I love the use of Jowelly too - as if the owner is like a dog 
Oh they are also going on about a new cold war being fought over oil in the Artic.
I'm off to watch Ben 10. |
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Posted: 10:25 - 05 Sep 2010  Post subject: Re: Sunday Express |
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| Hazylogic wrote: |
The best bit is Nicola barry's column:
'Every so often, while walking with my Westie, Coll, I meet a heavy-set, jowelly thug, covered in tattoos, out with his three pitbull terriers. Thanks to his habit of bawling at his dogs, I know he is around long before he appears. THANKFULLY, THE DOGS ARE ALWAYS ON A LEAD. Otherwise they could demolish Coll in minutes.
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What a fecking liberty walking his dogs in a responsible manner!!
Found this in the letters page of the Sun, co-incidence? (Dear Dierdrie)
" When out walking my three rescued Staffordshire pups, I always come across a well to do woman with a yappy Westie who stares at me from the moment I am sight. She is not my usual type, with her hair in a bun and M & S clothes, sensible shoes & sour expression, however being a single man raising 3 kids alone I rarely meet eligible woman, just no time between being a father and the volunteer work I do. Do you think this lady may be interested in a relationship?"
DEIRDRIE REPLIES
"Nah, sounds like she is a fur coat and no knickers slapper after a bit of rough or a gossip mongerer inventing stories about how threatened she was by your prescence"[/i]
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