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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 15 Sep 2010    Post subject: The Mousetrap Reply with quote

As a way of celebrating the 120th birtday of Agatha Christie may I offer you this?

By tradition, at the end of each performance, audiences are asked not to reveal the identity of the killer to anyone outside the theatre, to ensure that the end of the play is not spoiled for future audiences.
The murderer's identity is divulged near the end of the play. In a twist ending, it is revealed that the murderer is Sergeant Trotter, who is not a policeman at all but an insane killer seeking to avenge his brother's death;that Miss Casewell is actually his sister who came looking for him; that Mollie Ralston taught the children as students when she was a teacher; and that Major Metcalf is, in fact, an undercover police detective, looking for the murderer.
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D O G
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 15 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

You utter, utter bastard.
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Suntan Sid
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 15 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

FFS, are you, seriously, telling us that the butler didn't do it.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 15 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least tell us he used cyanide (a classic Agatha Christie method of despatching one's victims).

My God, I remember discovering Agatha Christie when I was about 13, and reading my way through almost all of them in the space of about 6 months Laughing I think only twice in the whole series did I manage to work out who it was (although the correct reasons why ALWAYS eluded me).
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J0Al1
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 15 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

No WAY - I always thought it was Cournel Mustard in the dining room with the candlestick.
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 15 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting advert at the bottom of this page. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 15 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Original Muzza wrote:
Interesting advert at the bottom of this page. Laughing


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