Vanessa Feltz

[Bubbs]

What a penis!

She really does make my blood boil.

That is all.
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[FURBAR]

Blimey, i saw her on TV yesterday, on about gastric band .. blah blah .. and i thought .. she's defo going in my next BCF rant ...

Horrid thing .. she's like a better looking version of my daughters mother ....
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Fuk um !!

[JakeyR]

Although shes a twat, she's no match for Cilla Black, WHAT A HELMET!! I can't stand that bitch!
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[FURBAR]

Someone pionted out her house to me once ... ... palatial ..
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Fuk um !!

[Bubbs]

Yeah just happened to catch about 2 mins of big brother and saw that celebs were in there, knew nothing of it... then that stupid bint appeared. It took about 5 seconds for me to turn from being happy, to raging at the telly shouting abuse.

She ruins mornings for me before work where she plugs her radio show on the news. I keep forgetting she's on there and therefore am un-pleasantly surprised when her wonky face intrudes my morning rituals.

Cila Black... Not heard much from her for a while but she is indeed annoying.
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[Bubbs]

[carlosthejack...]

So none of you would bang her then?
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[Bubbs]

[FURBAR]

[Bubbs]

for a house i thought it looked slightly palatial.
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[FURBAR]

True, i used the wrong word on a house i did not see ...

The word i should of .. is vast .. expansive ... or big fuck off thing ..
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Fuk um !!

[The View Askew]

[Tarmacsurfer]

[Bubbs]

[bazza]

[Paxovasa]

Big what?

Vanessa who?

Cilla who?
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[Tarmacsurfer]

[Bubbs]

[hellkat]

[Clanger]

I don't honestly think I know who you mean... I suppose she must be a 'celebrity'... someone commonly known by those who watch tv and read those glossy mags. I imagine she'll be one of those types of people I think are one and the same, but are actually separate people...(there is logic in that sentence... )
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[hellkat]

I'm sure you do, Clanger.
She's been around for years.
Fat Jewish princess/media diva, "slightly" overopinionated
(and I'm not much of a watcher of TV or reader of celebrity magazines)

I used to be able to relate to her (way back, years back when she just had a column in some poxy rag in the 80s) ... in that we were both fat, smart-mouthed and overopinionated, but I've since realised she's more of a gobshite than even me.

And I've not watched a minute of Big Brother this year, so I'm assuming she is in the house? I thought it was an ordinarypeeps big brother. Not that I care.

Also: I didn't realise she had had a gastric band?
Seems like everybody does these days

*oink*
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[virus]

[Tarmacsurfer]

[Ed Case]

Just thinking of Vanessa Feltz with no clobber on would make my todger shrink back like a tortoises head under the shell, in fact a snap of her nekkid could do wonders for a birth-control programme.

[Clanger]