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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Pope ... major rant .. :( Reply with quote

I was being quite tolerant and liberal about the visit of the Anti-Christ but.........

They interrupted the BBC Radio 4 Long Wave commentary on the one day international from The Oval to broadcast his mass from Westminster.
Ok it is not a test match but some thing are sacred to our being British, this evil ex Nazi is undermining our traditions. I think public execution by being drawn and quartered is to good for him.
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PostPosted: 18:37 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get a fucking grip.
He's not the anti-Christ.

Piers Morgan is the anti-Christ.
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh fiddlesticks, that's terrible news!
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Get a fucking grip.
He's not the anti-Christ.

Piers Morgan is the anti-Christ.



No No No your thinking of Simon Cowell, he is THE ANTI-CHRIST
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw him spouting his slander on the tv earlier. In my defense I had turned it on and it was already on the channel, as soon as I realised what it was it went straight off.

I don't understand for a start why it's costing the public £10mil for him to come here. Surely he can pay for his spakker-mobile to be shipped over here and parade himself about at his own cost.
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

4 hours to get from south Mims to Streatham in a car this afternoon-FTP
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a rather detailed program on the tv yesterday (possibly bbc four) that talked about his bad points. In particular, a hardline stance on saying no to condoms. The western world ignores this including catholics, but in the developing world, poor people do what their priests say, so no family planning will mean poor stay poor with large families they cant support, aswell as the obvious effects of aids.
They even pretend that condoms dont actually stop the spread of AIDS.

Other bad points are that he is a bit of a purist, old school catholic, and is talking about going back to old school catholic ways, and if that means the catholic church in europe contracts to only those who agree with his ways, he's fine with that.

He also makes it policy to get rid of bishops with different views to him and only appoints ones with similar views to him.

Admittedly the program was biased as it was made by a gay activist, but it was pretty clear the pope is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The pope is a cunt.

Yes, I realise that's not very in-depth, articulate, sophisticated, yada yada. But it's all the cunt's worth and all he's getting.

He smells too. Of death and wee.
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PostPosted: 19:36 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nosferatu?
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leave the poor ex-Hitler Youth alone.

Besides Prince Charles is the anti-christ. No one seen the Anti-christ and a cup of tea? Razz Razz Razz Wink

Seriously tho I'd nominate David de Rothschild as top Anti-Christ nominee, sanctimonious POSMF. Just the name Rothschild tells you he's the spawn of the line of Satan.

They interrupted the cricket? Bastards! that must have ruined your snoozefest Razz
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spot the difference

The (nazi) Pope...

https://img.listal.com/image/357147/500full.jpg


The evil Emperor from Star Wars...

https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49109000/jpg/_49109151_popefront_getty_304.jpg
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PostPosted: 20:33 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Pope ... major rant .. :( Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
I was being quite tolerant and liberal about the visit of the Anti-Christ but.........
, this evil ex Nazi is undermining our traditions. I think public execution by being drawn and quartered is to good for him.

I would imagine that a christian would find his 'conduit to the lord' being called an anti-christ hugely offensive.
.. and as for describing how you would like to see him executed in a manner that holds historical significance with regard to many Catholic figureheads being executed in that way during Tudor times etc. ... well, I can also imagine that would offend deeply too.


I am just intrigued at your comments... given that you are usually one of the first to leap to the defence of the community that you live in/are surrounded by .. ie: Sikh, Muslim, Jewish ? etc
.. and usually when someone has used much less offensive terms.


ps: How did the Brighton speed trials go? I meant to get down and failed miserably .. and havent managed to trawl though the forum finding any updates.
Off at a tangent Smile
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The pope has aids
Hopefully anywayz
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the old Pope better....

https://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll4/iluvkoshi/obedientwaves/PopeSmokesDope_big.jpg
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bearing in mind that these wankers took the 'ascension of Mary', something that was made up by peasants hundreds of years ago, and just up and declared it real and said it was now part of orthodox catholic doctrine. What can you do with shite like that, other than piss on it with huge contempt? Nowhere in the bible does it say that Mary was one of those taken aboard a flying-saucer and given the grand tour.

It's a religion for retards, just like islam.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me, chris and mossy have come to the conclusion that the popemobile is his hotbox (looks to be one of the best). And he doesn't wave at people he's just trying to get one of his little minions to pass the joint.
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

All religions are for retards, if they choose to believe everything in it.

The only thing I carry from Catholicism, because I was brought up as one, are the values which I was taught: those of family values, and of treating other people as you would want to be treated. Well sure, there's a heck of a lot of Catholic hierarchy who have forgotten about that one. But look! We have confession, so we can be real bad, and then cleanse our souls. Hoorah, we have the best religion on that front.

I have eschewed most of my religion's beliefs as being fairy stories, and I have examined the power trips of the chiefs and heads of its state as closely as the literature will allow (!!) ... and seen the excessive wealth and abuse of power. But this is no different to your average political party in any other country in the world. And how blindly do the patriots of some of those countries wave their own flags? These are the reasons I do not follow blindly, believe faithfully or attend regularly.

But what I do take from the Catholic faith was the sense of community, which as I grow older, I now miss and would be happy to find myself back in that community, because now (!! NOW !!) I am older and more argumentative, and I wouldn't sit back like I did as an 11-16 year old girl and hang on the every word of whichever priest, nun or monseigneur was trying to convince me I should blindly believe.

I'd argue back, and expect respect for having the brains to do so with some level of intelligence, instead of being looked down upon as someone who can be told (bullied) into handing over ridiculous amounts of cash that I cannot personally afford to support ... what? An institution that tries but fails miserably to convince me that I will get what I deserve in the afterlife.

So what's that, then? A couple of shovels full of earth in my mouth, and be told "You unenviable fool, you really believed what they told you when you were alive?", and stuck in (yeah) Purgatory, or an approximation of, anyway. I'm there already.

I agree with Silky, though. Its a bit rank, Ariel, to criticise, one religion, all the whilst defending that of your neighbours and friends religions, no matter how similarly to Catholicism those religions hold their rank and file "in their place"

(how many virgins is it they get? 27 or 72, I never seem to get the story straight . . . )

Problem is ... everyone is pissed cos the Catholic priests decided to use up all the virgins before the Muslims got to them Wink Wink
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

....SHOCK horror! dull, banal, boring drivel on Radio 4, interrupted to broadcast some different dull, banal, boring drivel..............still, at least a Mass doesn't end in a draw everytime it rains! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:48 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:02 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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