Drug Stories

Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

It may be a repost...so apologies...but for those who've not seen it

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer... It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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B10Hazard · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jan 2009 Karma :

Iv got a drug story.
Last night . .
I was high.
So high that this morning I feel high.
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pepperami · Super Spammer Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Karma :

Two lolly sticks and an elastic band have always kept me up at bedtime Smile

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dodgydog · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Sep 2009 Karma :

Viagra eye drops are also available now.

They just make you look hard.

hat coat.

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Gazz · World Chat Champion Joined: 19 May 2009 Karma :

I heard in the newspaper the other day that they were going to start selling Viagra in Tesco shortly, without prescription.

I personally have no problems in that area, but would quite fancy popping some of these pills to find out what happens.

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5v3d3b0 · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Karma :

My mate got hold of some pills that are similar to Viagra which we obviously tried for a laugh, but you don't get a hard on unless you're actually horny at the time. Problem is they last for 3-4 days, and something as little as seeing a fit bird on the beach will instantly get you there! And morning wood took over 20 minutes to go away Laughing