How not to gain friends with the Plod.

[Grendel]

Riding to work today the car in front pulls away from the lights then stops dead to talk to a taxi on the other side of the road. So I have to stop suddenly and when it doesn’t move I let rip with the 110Db Magnum horn then manage to get around them and yell F****ing idiot at the drivers open window only to notice a uniformed driver . At the next set of lights the car pulls up besides me and it turns out to be an unmarked police car and the passenger cop winds down the window to identify himself and point out that they where moving slowly before they stopped and they where telling off a taxi driver on his phone and could I mind my language next time. The cop driving just glared at me while his college spoke to me. So made my apologies and we both went on our ways. I thought it was another fecking taxi stopping to talk to his fiend as they have a habit of doing.
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Past bike: 2004 Hyosung Comet
Current bike: 1993 Honda Transalp
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[Scooty]

Should have kicked their wing mirror off
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Current Bike: 2018 Honda CRF250L
Ex-Bikes: 2002 Honda CG125, 1998 Honda VFR800, 2011 Honda CBR600F, 2013 Triumph Sprint GT SE, 2015 Kawasaki ZX10R

[FLV]

you'd best behave yourself around there for a while then
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parp...brap....parp

[stinkwheel]

A soon as he'd have identified himself as a copper I'd have said something like "Well, you should know better than to double park then shouldn't you. . It's dangerous."

Keep the fuckers on the back foot from the outset.

I've stopped and told coppers that what they are doing is dangerous and they are going to cause an accident before when some of my local lot decided to set up a speed trap parked halfway round a sharp bend.

They just stood there opening and closing their mouth as I got back on the bike and rode away again.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Walloper]