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james1988
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: I have Reply with quote
An abscess on my bollocks, it hurts like feck and is rather disturbing. Has anybody else here been in this situation? I've been given antibiotics by the GP and that's it. Any advice BCF?
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stop having sex with animals. Thier bites/scrathes get infected easily.
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The999Kid
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't have a wank.... the pain of your plums swinging and connecting with the rest of your body in certain positions will make you wish you'd never even tried
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
If it were my nuts going nasty I would get to work with a Stanley Knife and try and cut out the infection.
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D O G
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pics?
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Carvel
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: I have Reply with quote
james1988 wrote:
I've been given antibiotics by the GP and that's it. Any advice BCF?

Take the antibiotics Thumbs Up

Oh and lay off the sheep for a while bud.
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colin1
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
If it were my nuts going nasty I would get to work with a Stanley Knife and try and cut out the infection.


Please dont try this kids, ariel has already had a vasectomy so has less to lose.

Also I suspect that while tips of fingers are fine for a bit of home surgery as long as you stay away from tendons, the scrotum has a lot more veins and arteries that carry quite a bit of blood about.

Fingers are more or less designed to withstand a bit of abuse. Bollocks are not.
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:

Fingers are more or less designed to withstand a bit of abuse. Bollocks are not.


From what I've stumbled across here and there on the internet, the humble bollock will withstand an absolutely mind boggling level of abuse.

I'm sure Ste will be able to point you in the direction of certain specialist online resources if you wish to carry out further research on this subject.
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Paxovasa
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PostPosted: 07:42 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
D O G wrote:
Pics?


You want pics of another mans bollocks Shocked

I suggest you get a young lady (not a sheep/lamb) to massage them for you.
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Chalky.
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PostPosted: 10:12 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I knew a mate who had this at school, we aptly named it his third bollock.
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SoND
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PostPosted: 10:35 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
From what I've stumbled across here and there on the internet, the humble bollock will withstand an absolutely mind boggling level of abuse.


They may withstand an incredible level of abuse, physically but for functionality it must have some effect. Surely sandwiching them between two bits of perspex and skewering them with 4 inch needles does something...? Neutral
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james1988
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
D O G wrote:
Pics?

If I had a way of getting them off my phone I would, just for your viewing pleasure. To be fair gents (and/or ladies) this is possibly the most unpleasant thing in the world! No sex either, I even offered to put a plaster on my bollocks but the missus isn't having any of it haha
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