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WishayKillie
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: How the Hell does that work? Reply with quote

I dont understand Neutral She pretended to be a man for 5 years and had "sex" with two women, who she "tricked" into it Confused

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-11428560


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She is charged with pretending to one young woman - who cannot be named for legal reasons - that she was a man called Lee Brooks.

Ms Brooks, from West Drayton in Middlesex, is then alleged to have induced the woman to consent repeatedly to sexual contact.



Confused How? How could that woman not have spotted that there was no willy swinging about. Did she turn out the lights, put on a deep voice and attach a strap-on?

I feel like I'm missing something really ovbious.
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I'm just as confused as you on this one Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Strap on I think but then these two woman she got into bed for a number of years never noticed the strap on? constant hardness , no ejaculation? no floppy after sex and possible tits on her , Unless she was really masculine looking. Any pics of her?
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PostPosted: 22:01 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Says sexual contact... NOT sexual intercourse.
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: How the Hell does that work? Reply with quote

WishayKillie wrote:

I feel like I'm missing something really ovbious.


sexual contact could probably mean a bit of fingering, rather than full penetration

as marjay has said
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta love your edplanations of things col... that's almost signature material.
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WishayKillie
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it was indeed just fingering, then surely the women, even after a few years, must have been yearning for a bit of cock.

Must have been a strange boyfriend to explain to her friends.
"Yeah he's really nice, very soft skin, only likes to finger fuck me mind you" Confused

I was gonna ask how they found out he was a she. But I think that is fairly obvious Laughing
"Mmmmm I cant wait to finally get your cock deep in my ... whoa! WTF!
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

WishayKillie wrote:
If it was indeed just fingering, then surely the women, even after a few years, must have been yearning for a bit of cock.

Must have been a strange boyfriend to explain to her friends.
"Yeah he's really nice, very soft skin, only likes to finger fuck me mind you" Confused

I was gonna ask how they found out he was a she. But I think that is fairly obvious Laughing
"Mmmmm I cant wait to finally get your cock deep in my ... whoa! WTF!


Believe it or not, there are still some women who claim to want to wait until they are married.
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

dodsi wrote:
Gotta love your edplanations of things col... that's almost signature material.


I'm tempted to say that edplanations must be like explanations but for fat people, whos fingers are too big to work a keyboard, but the other day you were saying you have lost loads of weight, so it must just be a typo and I shouldnt read anything into it.
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 28 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
WishayKillie wrote:
If it was indeed just fingering, then surely the women, even after a few years, must have been yearning for a bit of cock.

Must have been a strange boyfriend to explain to her friends.
"Yeah he's really nice, very soft skin, only likes to finger fuck me mind you" Confused

I was gonna ask how they found out he was a she. But I think that is fairly obvious Laughing
"Mmmmm I cant wait to finally get your cock deep in my ... whoa! WTF!


Believe it or not, there are still some women who claim to want to wait until they are married.


Pfft, not where I live. If they wait until they are married then they get less benefit money.
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PostPosted: 07:14 - 29 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

warped one wrote:
Nowt wrong withs tits and COCK, so long as they let you ram it up shims arse. Thumbs Up Laughing Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 07:28 - 29 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dazbo666 wrote:
I think I'm just as confused as you on this one Shocked


Gotta wonder what the women thought...
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PostPosted: 08:23 - 29 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

And more importantly "sex by fraud"?! The vast majority of sex I've had has been fraudulently obtained - "Of course I love you!" "I won't just walk out tomorrow!" "I'm genuinely interested in your poetry." Laughing

Anyway, sorry for linking to The Sun but there's a picture there - https://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3157015/Girl-Samantha-Brooks-poses-as-man-for-six-year-sex-fling.html
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PostPosted: 08:31 - 29 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carl_G wrote:
And more importantly "sex by fraud"?! The vast majority of sex I've had has been fraudulently obtained - "Of course I love you!" "I won't just walk out tomorrow!" "I'm genuinely interested in your poetry." Laughing

Anyway, sorry for linking to The Sun but there's a picture there - https://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3157015/Girl-Samantha-Brooks-poses-as-man-for-six-year-sex-fling.html


This is what i was going to post, surely you can charge most men with obtaining sex by fraud, a lot of women too, everyone that has worn a wonderbra for starters.
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PostPosted: 08:33 - 29 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Will you still love me tomorrow?"

"No, but I'll respect you as a person"

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