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James
Spanner Monkey



Joined: 25 Feb 2002
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 28 Feb 2002    Post subject: Jokes (quite poor,but ive heard worse) Reply with quote
What goes stiff after three strokes?
Princess Margaret

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeve after a housefire

How do you really piss your girlfriend off while having sex?
Call her

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman

What has four legs and one arm?
A doberman in a mosque

Maybe you need a few pints in ya to toally appreciate these

------James' DISCLAIMER-------
By posting these jokes i am in no way provoking butch women to have a pop at me. I am eternally sorry and dont mean any of what i say. The jokes are for pure comedy value and hopefully wont turn into 6 pages of pure abuse against me. If anyone else has any decent jokes post them.
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G
The Voice of Reason



Joined: 02 Feb 2002
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PostPosted: 01:17 - 01 Mar 2002    Post subject: Jokes (quite poor,but ive heard worse) Reply with quote
James wrote:

What goes stiff after three strokes?
Princess Margaret


some gay bloke said that to one of my mates in the pub tonight... I had to turn away so I didn't blantantly laugh at them... a bit worrying though
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Annabella
Like a person, only smaller



Joined: 03 Feb 2002
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 05 Mar 2002    Post subject: Reply with quote
Heheheheheeheheh, my Gornal-born boss will appreciate the humour! I must repeat those at work tomorrow.
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