Worlds first transsexual motorbike???

[swiftb]

Is this the motorcycle equivalent of a man trapped in a womans body

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/excellent-cb500-dogs-nuts-cb500-excelent-/130436016626?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item1e5e97a9f2

[Villers]

Due to the sellers general misuse of the English language and the horrendous tat affixed to his vehicle I would be prepared to wager you could relieve him of it for a handful of magic beans, although that might not be a fair trade for you!
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[itsallgood]

When all you have is a cb500 and what you really want is a harley?

For sale due to illness - what, is he sick looking at it?

[hmmmnz]

not really a major to sort that out,
but that guy definitely has odd taste
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[chris-red]

One of the worse bikes I have ever seen.
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[angryjonny]

I'd buy it for the mirrors alone.

[paddlesat16]

them mirrors be ghey
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[mysterious_rider]

to be completely fair I wouldnt mind something like that!

Little project, get rid of the ghastly front headlight surround. Poss rid of the saddlebags (unless i was going travelling or something).

It wouldnt take much work to make it look nice.

[ollieholt]

what the hell? a cb500 turned into a harley without consideration for other peoples eyeballs. get that down ya pupils. jesus thats sacralige.
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[paulcdb]

not that i'd buy it but i won't even bother reading a description with stupid huge bolded writing.

What is wrong with normal text that people can read without getting a headache?
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[SirEdward]

Poor bike. Bet he wanted to hide the double shock absorbers with those leather compartments, and then his queer side showed itself and he picked up a pair of barbie mirrors.

P.S. I've seen similar headlights on street Kawas, which other bikes have them? THEY ARE UGLY AS FUCK.
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[Alex A]

My eyes!!!

Every single non standard part of that motorcycle is utter utter tat.

Looks like quite a clean bike underneath all the shite though.
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[Cheeseybeaner]

As said why the ridiculously large text? Do they think people won't bother to buy unless the description visually shouts at you?
I don't know about you but I'd always read through everything put on the auction listing, but with the crap he's written about his bike being the 'dogs nuts' etc would make me run a mile before I even tried to read the rest!
I think a huge typeface is a sure sign of the seller being a nobber. Twat!
Oh and what the fcuk does this mean: 'excellent cb500 this is the dogs nuts cb500 excelent ??', I don't understand his use of question marks when he's just stated its the dogs nuts. It either is or it isn't or is he a little unsure?

[swiftb]

[pinkyfloyd]

Bid history:
0 bids

After a couple of days and still no bids...... No surprise really.

The GF made a valid point. We could buy that bike, Sell off the tat on it separately and re fit it with CB standard parts and sell the bike standard and probably make a few bob but it is 300 miles away from me and I dont think I could handle riding the length of England on that. The humiliation of people seeing that bike on the road would be bad enough without the added humiliation of having to refuel the bugger on the way home and actually facing people!
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[Frost]

Why do people always put their ebay ad's in MASSIVE writing that you have to sit the other size of the room in order to comfortably read? Is it because the bike looks like a pile of shit and by making you sit as far away as possible they hope you won't notice?

I SUPPOSE THEY'RE NOT AS BAD AS THE ONES WHO TALK ALL IN CAPITALS, WHICH ACTUALLY TAKES 50% LONGER TO READ THAN NORMAL WRITING AS YOU DON'T ACTUALLY READ EVERY LETTER, BUT INSTEAD RECOGNISE THE OUTLINE OF THE WORD, WHICH IS OF COURSE CHANGED BY THE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS.

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[andyscooter]

looks like a tricross between a real bike a gilera dna and a harly

i ride scooters but even i have some standards
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