Help!

[Rastamantingt...]

Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

[Carvel]

What the actual fuck
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[Tonka]

I think we need Silky to translate for us!!
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[oldpink]

chav
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[pits]

From what I can gather, he is trolling as a pedraphile.


ETA: Or he has stolen a pikey.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

mistergixer...you been injecting that LSD or snorting that hashish stuff?


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was always crap at taking drugs
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[Nai]

Old and un funny meme. Google - Then_who_was_X - to read about it.

[Rastamantingt...]

I found it while searching for something so i thought i'd post it on here and what a boring bunch of fucking retards you lot are. I pissed my self after reading it, i admit the other post's arn't funny but im working and bored out my nuts. I bet you feel well hard and powerful rating it boring and off-topic.
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A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

[Rastamantingt...]

I thought i'd come on here and have a laugh but what a mistake that was. Oh and lol CHR15.
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A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

[Paulington]

SO WHO WAS PHONE?
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[amnesia]

ENGLISH?

Do you speak it?
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[pinkyfloyd]

Theres only 1 person who can sort this out for the agrieved gentleman

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