Femidom

[Ariel Badger]

The female condom https://www.contraceptioneducation.co.uk/docs/Femidom.jpg
Any one ever used one of these? The fitting seems a chore compared to slipping a normal nodder on your nob and I for one do not want to see a big ring of plastic framing the pussy before I bone it.
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[Jodie]

I haven't, it looks rather large to be faffing about with .

[Skudd]

I thought they fell through the fabric of time.
I remember them coming out but as you say, the knob coat is better.
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[hellkat]

I always wondered how the fuck you get one of them in (or, indeed, out again afterwards!)

I wouldnt fancy trying to get that out again without spilling all that sperm, blecccch.

That plastic rim, is it, like, springy or can you close it as you drag the whole sorry mess back out again?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Ariel Badger]

I was Wombleing in a skip at school yesterday and found loads of them ( along with spermicidal cream, condoms and pills), I guess they were from some sex education class that we no longer do. I decided that such things should be disposed off properly and scooped them up and sent them to the school nurse. I could not resist opening a femidom up and having a look at it though.
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[Moonie]

They're completely crap, got some free ones whilst I was at school, take forever to sort out and all the rustling is a right mood killer.
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[Pete.]

But can you stretch one over yur head and blow it up through your nose like a Marge Simpson hairdo?
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[hellkat]

Plus ... how does it work with noshing? Do you have to nosh the bird around the rim thing, or do you do that before she puts it on?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Pete.]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Besides, that lady in the cartoon looks a proper sort, doesn't she.

Just the sort of hot chick that would encourage you to put your old chap into one of them baggies with the snappy end that is controlled by her vagina

... mmmm, world domination by vagina, lovely.

Okay ladies, you get their cocks in there, and then you SNAP your condom thingie shut on them, trapping them within you forever, until they do your bidding.

Nice.

Beer goggles ... there really is a use for them, then
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Ariel Badger]

True romance
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Femidoms and Thatcher..Wow the 80s were great
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[Skudd]

I always thought that they were put in like the cap would be fitted in except you have a baggy sock hanging out the lettuce leaf.
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[hellkat]

That sounds so much sexier in French, though ... don't you think.
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[Ariel Badger]

Serial killers love them
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[Whosthedaddy]

Used a few back in the day, its like having rumpy pumpy with a tesco carrier bag.
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[hellkat]

And what about anal? Don't even tell me that you're gonna go to all the effort and expense of unwrapping another one and shoving that up her jacksi ... A girl might be all for a bit of fingering foreplay in that respect, but that plastic bag is NOT going up there, luv. Plus where does the rim thing clip to then?

Makes you appreciate just how much a normal condom ain't such a passionkiller after all.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Ariel Badger]

You do not need to clip it on the big plastic ring stops it getting stuffed up, Mr Goatze may have a problem though.
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[Paulington]

Are there differing sizes of ring?

A standard one won't fit on a hallway vag.
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[Ariel Badger]

Femidom vital statistics:

Length: 170mm
Width: 80mm
Thickness: 0.48mm
Outer Ring Dia: min 65mm
Inner Ring Dia: min 50mm
Inner Ring Thickness: 3.5mm


One size fits all or so it seems.
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[pa_broon74]

I had a bit of an argument with my mum about femidoms.

She used to work in a chemist and they had one on the shelf but next to all the man stuff like Lynx and condoms and what not. I said you can't put a femidom next to the man stuff, its a woman thing so it should go with the tampons, sanitary products and other stuff that goes into lady-bits.

We didn't notice the Chemists' 14yo daughter listening to us until after I'd moved the offending article to its proper location. That was a couple of years ago, its probably still on the shelf.

I should probably check, such are the things my world revolves round these days.


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[J0Al1]

Looks like dreadful things.
Im not suprised they are not popular.
Pill or coil - only way.

[pa_broon74]

On the upside, if you had some shopping to do...

It looks big enough...


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