There once was a man called Frank

[FreshAL]

who's monkey he just couldn't spank
so into his tea
he dropped some ghb
and date raped himself with a wank




ba-dum tish. ay-than-kyou. I'm here all week

and may still be drunk from last night

[pepperami]

Mary Mary had a drake, she also had a duck!
she put both together to see if they would be friends!



Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
I dont know what they were doing up there but now the`ve got a daughter





coat , hat , I know , the doors over there
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[tvchimp]

There once was man called Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
He said, "I admit,
She do smell a bit,
But look at the money I save!



Jack and Jill went up the hill,
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny,
But all he got was a mouthful of cum,
Cos Jill's a fucking tranny.
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[pinkyfloyd]

There once was a young man of Ghent
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.


There once was a man called Mcqueen,
Who invented a wanking machine
He gave it a poke,
The fkin thing broke,
And curdled his bollocks to cream!
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[Walloper]

Old MacDonald had a wank.
Eee Ah Eee Ahh Ohhhh......
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[Moonie]

There was a young man from Cape Horn
Who wished he had never been born
And he wouldn't have been, if his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.
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[Serendipity]

There was a young lady called Bod
Who thought her child came from God
But it wasn’t The Almighty
That lifted her nighty
But Roger the Lodger, the sod.


There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a very strange feeling
She lay on her back
And tickled her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.


There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
Wiping spunk from his chin
“If my nose was a cunt I could fuck it!”

D’oh! There goes the karma!
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[Raffles]

There once was a queer from Khartoum,
who took a lesbian up to his room,
they spent the whole night,
in a hell of a fight,
over who should do what, and to whom!
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[carlosthejack...]

Old MacDonald had Tourette's
Ee-I-Ee-I-CUNT!
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[The999Kid]

Mary had a little lamb
she put it in a bucket
and every time the lamb climbed out
a dog would try to.... put it back in again

There once was a man from madrass
Who's balls were constructed from brass
when jangled together, they made stormy weather
and lightning shot out of his ass
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[Misc]

There was a old man from Sprocket,

Who went up to Space in a Rocket,

The Rocket went bang,

His gonads went clang,

And his bum ended up in his pocket.

[dodgydog]

There was a young man from Buckingham
who stood on a bridge at Uppingham
watching the stunts
of the cunts in the punts
and the tricks of the pricks that were fucking em



There was a young lady from Leith
who circumcised men with her teeth
not for the fame
or the love of the game
but to get at the cheese underneath





Dog
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[Flip]

[dodgydog]

There was a young vampire called Mabel
whose periods were always quite stable
at every full moon
she would whip out a spoon
and drink herself under the table



There was a young man from Dundee
who was stung on the nose by a wasp
when asked if it hurt
he said no, not too much actually
It can do it again, I'm not that bothered




Dog
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[Misc]

There was an old man called hetz, who found it hard to accept

He visited the forum whilst smoking divinorum

& created a username called 'Seb'


Pretend it rhymes

[dodsi]

Mary had a little pig - she could not stop it grunting
so she took it down the garden path and kicked it's little....