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0ddball
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 19 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You're called Ace and from the USA. You have fail written all over you son.
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PostPosted: 23:51 - 19 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
FUCK YOUR MOTHER Middle Finger
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 19 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howdy Partner!
Do you understand the word spam?
Now go back to Yankee land and tell them what kunts we are in the UK.
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 19 Oct 2010    Post subject: Re: Motorcycle Girl ASHLEY! Reply with quote
First off, I only clicked the link so I could criticise your choice of bike and suggest yes, she would put it to shame because it was a cruddy cruiser.
Then I got an advert - most of the time this will lead to my closing the page straight away.

Anyway, I carried on and seems I was wrong. Sadly the bike's put her to shame on several levels.
The bike isn't bad, but is out done in the 'plastic' stakes by the model.
The bike actually looks a bit dirty, which is nice, while the model looks like she was made in a factory.
It looks like you'll have a more intelligent conversation with the bike, too! Razz

Why is she a 'motorbike girl'? Surely any girl can lean on a motorbike Confused.

Oh and get a better camera-person and better camera while you're at it Thumbs Up.
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 19 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I am in a dilemma, whilst you have done the correct thing coming on here and then posting tits which is the only decent thing to do and invalidates the GTFO, meaning you can and should stay and post more tits, but on the other hand, you are kind of spamming, granted you are spamming us with tits and ass, it is like a conundrum,
on one hand, paper covers rock, but scissors cut paper, but rock smashes scissors type of scenario.

You could maybe win us over with more pics of Ashely and her tits.
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G
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Breasts, yes, but I didn't see tits. Wink
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Ariel Badger
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Nice looking chick, I could quite happily hit her on the head with a hammer and dump her dismembered remains in a wheely bin.
Still spam though.
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Carvel
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
G wrote:
Breasts, yes, but I didn't see tits. Wink

Aren't they the same thing?
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Boobs are breasts in a bra no nipple, tits are the full hanging basket Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 00:33 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yea, personally I expect to see some nip' for 'tits' Wink.

Thus "get your tits out for the lads" and the like Smile.
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there are only 2 men worthy of the name ace, one is ace rimmer the other is ace biker. Sadly neither are with us any longer.....

Smoke us a kipper we'll be back for breakfast....
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PostPosted: 06:58 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looks like she has been chasing too many parked cars.

Bye bye spammer, Have a nice day Middle Finger
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What a waste of time, waited through their crappo adverts for that hideous old tart. Thanks for nothing.
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PostPosted: 07:36 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
TOGTFO
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PostPosted: 08:28 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
ACE:
Arsehole
Cunt
Edjit

Y'all fuck off now.
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You would though, wouldn't you?
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Chris750 wrote:
You would though, wouldn't you?


So??? Embarassed
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Blurredman wrote:
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this is the only ace ever to make me lol.

someone give that guy a grenade launcher so he can 'save' this thread
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Not quite a rocket launcher. But as good as!

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PostPosted: 13:24 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Plastic boobies
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According to rule #4

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If you want to post a nudie picture or a link to your favourite porno site that's fine, as long as you warn people. People browse this forum from work, and not everybody's boss is as understanding as Hank Scorpio. Please insert NOT WORK SAFE where necessary.


My boss wouldn't be massively understanding if I inadvertantly clicked a link to lots of good nakedness while in the office...
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
Nice looking chick, I could quite happily hit her on the head with a hammer and dump her dismembered remains in a wheely bin.
Still spam though.
I'd have to put her in my green recycling bin or the local council would fine me. Is it any wonder that bodies just get dumped in the countryside rather than disposed of properly, it's green party politics gone mad!
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 20 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
yen_powell wrote:
Ariel Badger wrote:
Nice looking chick, I could quite happily hit her on the head with a hammer and dump her dismembered remains in a wheely bin.
Still spam though.
I'd have to put her in my green recycling bin or the local council would fine me. Is it any wonder that bodies just get dumped in the countryside rather than disposed of properly, it's green party politics gone mad!


It depends entirely on your local councils recycling facilities.

For instance my local council (in Oombahsyde) will take washed glass, plastic containers (but not poly bags), Paper (but not cardboard).
Where as my other local council (in Glezga) take awe sortsashite...
So what the fook gives.

Personally I would buy a reasonably good quality meat grinder off Amazon and dispose of remains down the lavy.
Probably need to add some bleach as surfactant to break up fat and oil deposits to prevent unwanted clogging.
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