Suggestions please for time wasting activities

[Cptn. Awesome]

Right people, I have this whole week off work. Now after spending all day today in my bed doing various things (reading, watching films etc...) I don't wanna repeat this day.

So any ideas for things to do? I have virtually no budget, although cheap ideas will be considered. Ideas must be fairly easily accomplished (I have a short attention span).
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[stinkwheel]

You could troll reds in the current affair section.

Killed a few hours for me tonight.

Make a meths buring camping stove out of empty coke cans.

Go for a bicyclke ride to somewhere you've never been. Don't take a map. Find your own way back.
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[L4Isoside]

Hmm

detail clean your bikes/cars....okay would take all day or two but still...

I killed most of today cleaning my bike.

Or perhaps cleaning up the garage/bathroom or something quite dirty

Search old music/programs/films on youtube?

Sort out paperwork/desk/old magazines?

[Cptn. Awesome]

[stinkwheel]

[warped one]

How about try fill a bath tub with sperm.

It doesn't have to be yours and your could make a game of tryng to make it unique.
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[Cptn. Awesome]

I don't think that'd go down well with my ma Warped. Although I have to admire the uniqueness of your idea.
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[Visitor Q]

Voting in an election... ?
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[pinkyfloyd]

Spend the day dragging yourself around your bedroom by your knob...... Or wanking as the saying goes
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[chris-red]

Fallout New Vegas is doing that for me ATM.
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[Scooty]

Find out how long it takes to colour yourself in with a permanent marker?
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[bazza]

ntbpt + nob+cat=win
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[warped one]

Play Spirograph,

Totally empty a room with liminate flooring,
Go for a dump and don't wipe your arse,
Scoot around leaving pretty paterns.

Hours of fun if you warm up with a night of stella, and even more amusing if you film it and put it up here as performance art.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[The Original Muzza]

[hellkat]

When I was doing "online domination" a few years back ... I got a punter who wanted me to set him pointless and time-wasting tasks, so I made him buy some fried rice and then separate and count all the grains of rice, all the peas, all the pieces of roast pork, etc etc and then advise me of the result.


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Paxovasa]

Go on Omegle and wind some people up
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[mistergixer]

Smoke a lot of good weed. Then this...

[deleted111]

I personally have way too much free time until the 8th when I start full time work.

I kill my days with:

Early morning TV to stop me falling back asleep.
Make food.
Get dressed and go to the garage to try fix the CG (read: swear at)
Sometimes Omegle for a laugh.
Read a book.
Play some bass/guitar
Photoshop tutorials*

Watch some films, bosh one off, mate there's plenty you could do.

Go outside and gather resources and build a throne or something.

*Been looking at www.digimods.co.uk at the photoshopped cars, and I'm trying to learn how to do similar with bikes.

Cheers,
Steve.

[SirEdward]

4 Wanks in a row. Go to sleep. Rinse, repeat.
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[The999Kid]

• Paint grass green
  
• Buy an artists fine detail brush, paint a wall/fence with it
  
• search for a scrap of decency on /b/
  
• find an open minded mate and try every position in the Karma sutra
  
• Have a wank without using your hands... be imaginative
  

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[Frost]

Phone BT, that's a complete waste of time.

[pinkyfloyd]

[Gazz]

JIGSAW !!!!

[colin1]

Not sure if you are into computer games, or in particular strategy games, but this one is fantastic.

https://www.companyofheroes.com/

It used to be a full price game, but is now available as a free download, as they make money from it by selling you powerups.

If you dont want to play online (the best bit) you can just play through the missions.

I spend way too much time playing it, but its still good fun.
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[Cptn. Awesome]