sweetcorn diet challenge

[MaybeGuy]

what are the implications of eating nothing but sweetcorn for a week?
The plan is an entire 2kg tin per day. Whoever pulls out buys the shopping next week.

Day 1 is down and i hate sweetcorn with a passion. Am i likely to gain massive amounts of weight or get some super powers?
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[stinkwheel]

I predict a recursive digestive system.

By day 4 what you're putting in one end will be indestinguishable from what comes out of the other.
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[Cptn. Awesome]

Well if you gain superpowers let me know. Not going to uni and doing chemistry means I'm struggling to find a decent place to have a lab accident and secondary school chemistry (I work in a school) doesn't seem to cut the mustard.
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[MaybeGuy]

[D O G]

I need to see pics of your shit.

Thanks.

[Ariel Badger]

It will cause your digestive system to match your IQ.
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[MinhDinh]

Ignore the previous posters, salted, sweet abd toffee flavour. You also didn't say ketchup etc... was banned. You can do it
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Hit the G spot.

[stinkwheel]

Is this going to be like the time that NSR125-KID nearly gave himself a heart attack by drinking enough "kick" energy drink to be approaching the LD50 of caffeine while posting about it on the forum?
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[warped one]

I remember reading a book called 'Does anything eat a wasp' which was full of things like this.

The story which i relate to you is about a guy who tried to live a month on beer and cabbage. He lost many friends due to impromtue bowl movements.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[james1988]

[warped one]

Bloody good read. Sort of like a Ross Noble show.

Full of random shit with a underlaying joint subject.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[The Artist]

I imagine you will be able to microwave your shit to make a tasty new meal.

[DrDonnyBrago]

^^^^ Recycling food FTW .

[Dragonfly]

Colourful pooh ahoy
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[nowhere.elysium]

Consider it media blasting for the ringpiece.

:edit: subscribed to the thread
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[Chalky.]

You'll become the green giant!!!

[Tonka]

[Visitor Q]

Mayo for the win.

But yeh, christ if I eat one tin of them I'm cracking porcelain for a day. After a week it will be like buckshot.

Would expect you will end up very weak soon.
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[MaybeGuy]

day 2. Did about 750g this afternoon. Gases smell interesting as does piss.
Shit is yet to make an appearance
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[FreshAL]

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[The999Kid]

[ajbsmirnoff]

Human biodegradable shot blasting.

Watch out for ricochet. You'll have your eye out.

[woll]

OMFG i haven't laughed so hard in a loonnnngggggg time
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[hellkat]

Are you gonna eat just the one [wholegrain] sort, or are you gonna go for cream-style sweetcorn for a bit of a change of texture?
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