I'm coming out...

[The Original Muzza]

As a closet...

Deep down I've always known I suppose, but recently I've started to embrace it. Sure, I was born in a man's body but my soul is that of a mahogany wardrobe.

I just LOVE the idea of storing clothing inside myself and when I'm left alone sometime I like to coat my limbs in ronseal varnish and stand in the corner of the room for just hours on end.

Glad I could get this off my compartment chest.


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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[KevTM]

well atleast you have a nice rack

[Tonka]

I take it you're not planning on being a cheap, flat pack that wobbles about?



.............do you smell of fusty mothballs?
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'The core of a man's spirit comes from new experiences'
Suzuki SV650S (Clean); Yamaha XT250 Serow (Dirty)

[pa_broon74]

You've done the right thing.

If you wait to long you could find yourself left on the shelf, yes, while all your friends are off out with their respective partners you're left holding the coats.

This way, you can find yourself a nice tallboy or chaise lounge and can live happily ever after.

Or atleast until who ever owns you replaces you with some awful Ikea tat.

Urgh, I hate Ikea.


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Didn't catch anything.

[hellkat]

Mmmmmm, mahogany.

*rubs thighs enthusiastically*
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[pinkyfloyd]