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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: "we buy any car sponsors motoring on dave" - girl Reply with quote
I'd hit it

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for your fapping pleasure

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PostPosted: 14:20 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
And she'll clearly do anything for a few quid.
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
0ddball wrote:
And she'll clearly do anything for a few quid.


Really? London here I come.
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I like to see her in just those boots and socks for some reason.

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PostPosted: 16:22 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
flat spot wrote:
0ddball wrote:
And she'll clearly do anything for a few quid.


Really? London here I come.

Sure. You can't get any lower than 'we buy any car.scum'
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Ol
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flip wrote:
I like to see her in just those boots and socks for some reason.

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it's like you read my mind...


dirty slutbag she is, she's get demolished... Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd probably embarrass myself before i'd even undone her bra, and let her ample breasts rest in my palms.
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
I'd probably embarrass myself before i'd even undone her bra, and let her ample breasts rest in my palms.


indeed - it would certainely be the most uncomfortable 2 minutes of her year, that's for sure.... Rolling Eyes
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Idea I remember.....The old schoolboy trick of knocking one out before getting any closer than 6" to a female.

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PostPosted: 17:44 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
Idea I remember.....The old schoolboy trick of knocking one out before getting any closer than 6" to a female.

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preferrably not whilst you're walking up to her of course. that causes a whole list of other issues.
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PostPosted: 17:48 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Any idea what rifle that is? It looks like an MP5 with a picatinny type rail on top and a silencer, but the front sight is different.

Howling Terror wrote:
Idea I remember.....The old schoolboy trick of knocking one out before getting any closer than 6" to a female.

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On the internet of course, being within 6 inches means you've already got 3 inches in her Wink
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Im-a-Ridah wrote:
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Any idea what rifle that is? It looks like an MP5 with a picatinny type rail on top and a silencer, but the front sight is different.


Just kill yourself. Now.

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virus
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Im-a-Ridah wrote:
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Any idea what rifle that is? It looks like an MP5 with a picatinny type rail on top and a silencer, but the front sight is different.



H+K UMP .45, i say that, could be the .40SW

I saw that, i mean 'a model of' its probably an airsoft gun, you wouldnt be able to get hold of a real one too easily over here Laughing

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PostPosted: 20:23 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
supZ wrote:
preferrably not whilst you're walking up to her of course. that causes a whole list of other issues.


Hmmm so thats what I was doing wrong.... Embarassed
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Im-a-Ridah
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
virus wrote:
Im-a-Ridah wrote:
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Any idea what rifle that is? It looks like an MP5 with a picatinny type rail on top and a silencer, but the front sight is different.



H+K UMP .45, i say that, could be the .40SW

I saw that, i mean 'a model of' its probably an airsoft gun, you wouldnt be able to get hold of a real one too easily over here Laughing

Cheers
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Yea that definately looks like the one Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jesus.

A picture of a hot girl in her underwear and you lot are discussing what kind of gun she has? Confused Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dont know about the girl....

.... BUT....



Her Car is Fucked.


The airbag goes off randomly despite the car being parked and not being involved in a front end shunt.

I think she should contact Volkswagen about that major fault.

Might lead to some vehicle recalls.


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PostPosted: 22:58 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
virus wrote:
H+K UMP .45, i say that, could be the .40SW

I saw that, i mean 'a model of' its probably an airsoft gun, you wouldnt be able to get hold of a real one too easily over here Laughing

Cheers
John


Or.. maybe even a real gun...
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PostPosted: 00:30 - 24 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Gazz wrote:

The airbag goes off randomly

if she was bouncing around on me id go off as well!
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 24 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's her back doors, sir. I would like to kick them in.
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 24 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
Idea I remember.....The old schoolboy trick of knocking one out before getting any closer than 6" to a female.

Pat
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Or get some Chinese Bush/Brush stuff and soak your little friend in it.

Very weird stuff.

So I hear, anyway.
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