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Irn-Bru
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PostPosted: 04:25 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Never a dull moment, eh...
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PostPosted: 04:40 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
How do you get the smell of slag off your face?

This girl smelt of shit and tasted like she had eaten out a whore aswel.


Brilliant.

Best way to cover it up for now is spray with deodorant and keep a can with you, don't go over the top though, or people will think you're hiding something!!
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PostPosted: 04:52 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Every cloud has a silver lining, the kick in the nuts may have rendered you incapable of breeding.
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PostPosted: 05:08 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
I'm safe at mine with the slutty bitch at her's.

She knows where I live, and from what we spoke about i'm expecting the full council estate on my house.


May I recommend having a word with South Korea....
They might be able to "help re-pave your driveway"

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44745000/jpg/_44745827_09libya_landmines_ap.jpg
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 08:25 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: I have failed Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
Sorry to say this.

BCF...

Tonight I got absolutely destroyed by a girl for taking advantage of her daughter and shagging her in a club bathroom.

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hmmmmmmmmmmm

woman.....



https://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/woman-cleaning-lg.jpg

girl......

https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200709/r176280_671190.jpg


girls daughter.....


https://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/baby-blue-eyes-portrait-william-everly.jpg

the club.....

https://www.masonportraits.com/images/KidzKlub.gif
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
benandthecbr wrote:
warped one wrote:
How do you get the smell of slag off your face?

This girl smelt of shit and tasted like she had eaten out a whore aswel.


Brilliant.

Best way to cover it up for now is spray with deodorant and keep a can with you, don't go over the top though, or people will think you're hiding something!!
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You want a bottle of Samuel Adams beer - ideal for getting rid of the taste of weed and hooker spit.
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defblade
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: I have failed Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
Tonight I got absolutely destroyed by a girl for taking advantage of her daughter and shagging her in a club bathroom.

My face is swollen where her mum hit me and my nuts are out of action for a very long time after she dropped me with a swift kick.


But you got a shag, right? Twisted Evil


[KevinBloodyWilson]"I've been spat on and slapped, and kneed in the knackers, ....but then I got a few fucks as well Very Happy "[/KBW]
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think anyone would kick you in the nuts if they found you attempting to nob their daughter (or son, we know your a bit of a bummer!)
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Ichy
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nice and simple. Prove all the unbelievers wrong by putting a couple of photos of your injuries in the thread.

I don't think it would be a problem if you used a couple of house bricks to prove that your telling the truth.
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
This is one of the pictures from last night, and just after it.

As you can see there isn't much you can do to ruin my face, as it has pretty much already happend.

https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs495.ash2/76891_10150093554965348_606975347_7170654_4325132_n.jpg

I think i'm on par with furbar lol.


That's not the sort of picture that was requested and you know it.

Also, my god, I can literally go a week without ever seeing a face as downright hideous as that. For once I'm not even talking about you warped. There is no excuse for sticking anything in that rocktrolls crevices. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
This is one of the pictures from last night, and just after it.

As you can see there isn't much you can do to ruin my face, as it has pretty much already happend.

https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs495.ash2/76891_10150093554965348_606975347_7170654_4325132_n.jpg

I think i'm on par with furbar lol.


I've done worse.....
but still...... get down the clinic. Thumbs Up
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Ichy
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have to admitted that you look nothing like I expected. You certainly do a good job of passing for normal. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Warped, isn't that the tranny you slept with? I was wondering why she/he looked familiar & i've had another look at the old photo & they definitely have a resemblance, mainly the round face, eyes, nose & obviously a different hair cut. Looks very similar.
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
That's one of my mates not the one I got beaten up about.


Ohh right. Laughing Why's he dressed as a woman then? I genuinely thought you'd outdone the tranny.
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