Ever suffered from muscle cramp during sex?

[woo]

Sat nite having sex with my girl (bare back because you know it feels so good) and I get a cramp in my right leg (missionary position with her legs in air with her feet on my chest), you know how these women can be blooming lazy sometimes.

My brain got confused between pain and pleasure as any slight movement hurt real bad and also felt real good!

When I finally managed to slide out of her I didnt know if I was dead or alive as the different sensations of feelings left my brain very confused!

I get stung by a wasp on my cock, wrist slit due to a window taking a fancy to it when I was 15yrs!

MY LIFE!!

WTB NEW LIFE!!!!
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[Daimo]

Who uses a condom in a relationship these days anyway?

Yes, I have, quite a few times. My butt, my leg, my arm (leaning all my weight), and most distressingly, my foot....

So there you are, both lying down frontwards, your pumping away from behined, then TWING, you get cramp in the middle of your foot....

Real men say nothing, soilder through, and complain about said cramp after you've offloaded.. Test of a real man that. The lesser men stop and change position to hide said cramp pain

[woo]

I am a PUSSY hence why i screamed like a bitch and took about 7 mins to finallly be able to pull out!
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[hellbound]

does anyone else stop a blowjob just so they can secretly fart?
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[crazymotorbik...]

Hey,
Its usually my damn hip that ends up popping out.....I say popping out but i'm not sure what the hell it does, all i know it f*king hurts.

But has been said you've got to soldier on, blow your load then hobble off in pain
Cheers,
Shaun.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

What's the biggest muscle called? Anyways that can go into spasm.



[edit] It's called the penis.
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[MattJ]

[-LG-]

[ollieholt]

normally fucking foot cramp, its a fucking bitch! normally kicks in when the going gets good, just pre-vinegar strokes just to piss me off!
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[thegubner]

Real men don't fuck long enough to get cramp.

[Dazbo666]

Sometimes get the cramp in the back/underneath my thigh, or in the calf of my leg depending on what position we're in.
One occasion in particular resulted in me falling off the bed
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[nickGT]

The first time I got a blow job from my current girlfriend I farted in her face. It was a pretty horrific yet funny experience.

I had been holding it in for about 20minutes when she started the act. As it was the 1st time I didn't want to ruin my chances so continued to hold.

Right as I was finishing up it just slipped out. I don't remember the exact sound, however I remember it being really loud.

I immediately followed it up by shouting 'NONONONO NONO NO'

[hellbound]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

nickGT you a bad lad. If you're farting in her face now....what the hell will happen after marriage?
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[Visitor Q]

[pepperami]

What`s sex??
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^ It hurts....You won't like it.
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[Slacker24seve...]

Was happily ploughing away quite recently when I got terrible cramp in my right leg. Cue me pulling out screaming 'fuckshitasssbitchcunt" or something along those lines. Girl is mortified, thinking I've snapped my banjo string (again) and most likely covered her sheets in blood (again).

I get cramp in my foot as well while shagging. Annoying.

[Slacker24seve...]

[Fairies attack]

All the time, and it's usually up the back of my thigh.

Last time, it was crippling, but she loved it as I tried to straight the leg to get rid of it. Then fell off the bed, and cracked my arse on the table, and head on the wardrobe, whilst still in her.

Cheeky bitch kept going.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]