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PostPosted: 12:42 - 03 Dec 2010    Post subject: "Hello, Police? Yes, someone stole my snowman." Reply with quote
Upon dialling 999, "It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

The operator should have dispatched an armed response unit... to shoot her in the face, save the taxpayer paying out a bucket load of benefits and stopping her breeding in the process.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583
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defblade
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 03 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have to do this most years.


They keep telling me it's "melted".

But I KNOW he's been stolen again Evil or Very Mad
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Mister James
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PostPosted: 13:59 - 03 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
At least that's easily squared up.

If she'd said "My BF/GF/Ex/Dad/Mum/Sister/Brother/Son/Daughter/Cousin's ferret stole my snowman a unit would've HAD to attend and take all the details".

Most police go to several calls as worthless as this every shift. Every hour they waste reporting Wayne and Waynetta's inability to act their age is an hour they're not on the streets looking out for the twat who's about to break into your house/rob your kids/steal your bike.
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 03 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Exactly, they will turn up for calls like that but when someone's missus is in her house alone being threatened with rape and murder the "establishment" wouldn't turn up.

At risk of sounding very repetitive, this country is a JOKE.
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 06 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Maybe if they weren't dealing with the numerous muppets who can't act their age and sort their own problems out then they would be able to come to proper calls.

Same with ambulance and fire brigade, i'd hate to think how much money gets wasted on bullshit calls.

People in this country need to realise that it's the populaces inability to talk to each other and sort things out that is turning this country to ratshit. Why talk when you can call somebody out on Facebook or Twitter Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 06 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Livefast123 wrote:
Maybe if they weren't dealing with the numerous muppets who can't act their age and sort their own problems out then they would be able to come to proper calls.

Same with ambulance and fire brigade, i'd hate to think how much money gets wasted on bullshit calls.

People in this country need to realise that it's the populaces inability to talk to each other and sort things out that is turning this country to ratshit. Why talk when you can call somebody out on Facebook or Twitter Rolling Eyes



Erm, if the muppets that ran the show got some bloody backbone and decided to ignore the retards then that would leave coppers, ambulances and fire brigades with a lot more free time would it not? Confused
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 06 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
theguvnor wrote:
Erm, if the muppets that ran the show got some bloody backbone and decided to ignore the retards then that would leave coppers, ambulances and fire brigades with a lot more free time would it not? Confused


Somone's got to pick the phone up and decipher what these idiots are blathering on about. It stops them answering genuine calls.
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 06 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
theguvnor wrote:

Erm, if the muppets that ran the show got some bloody backbone and decided to ignore the retards then that would leave coppers, ambulances and fire brigades with a lot more free time would it not? Confused


99 times out of 100 this would be fine. Every so often one of the muppets will actually do something or fall victim to something that ends up in police/LAS/LFB being dragged in front of the courts, losing their job or even doing a bit of porridge. Or, more worryingly for police chiefs - headline news and the force being sued.

Add in the fact that every single organisation in a position to affect the actions of Old Bill is a collection of liberal hand-wringers and you end up with the risk-averse policies we find ourselves with today.
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 06 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mister James wrote:
Or, more worryingly for police chiefs - headline news and the BCF server struggling to cope under the weight of the moral outrage.


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PostPosted: 19:48 - 06 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Valid point, well-made.
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PostPosted: 04:52 - 08 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm from Chatham as well, oh dear Sad
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 08 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I'm from Chatham as well, oh dear Sad


As I once informed Binge also known as the Chavway towns for good reason.
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