Creepy

[hellkat]

Urgh, I just got creeped totally out.

I was taking the dog for a walk, last thing before bed - it was supposed to be.

We only went round the block, he's new, I only got him on Saturday, so I'm getting him used to different areas near home, in case he gets lost when I take him to the park further away, later on.

So we're going round the block a different way than usual so he can leave his scent on new houses- and I pass a house, there's a girl sittin outside, smoking a fag, so I think "Hmmm, wonder if thats a knocking shop" ... seems to me the only reason why an attractive girl would be sitting outside the front door smoking a fag at that time of night.

But I keep walking and the dog's dragging me along at our usual pace, me trying not to slip on the ice, and him being probably about 50kg worth of dog straining on the leash to find new smells. He's pretty good, despite being a bullmastiff, he's been well trained by whoever had him last (I'm fostering him at the moment) and he does wait, stop, and behave himself in general on the lead very well.

Suddenly the dog stops, stock still, hackles obviously up, and stares into a front yard where there are two front doors at slight angles from one another. I can't see anything, but I can see a flower pot with some fake sunflowers in, so I pull him away, assuming he thinks its a cat or something, and I go, "Come on, its just a flower pot". Although he is growling, he is well trained, so he comes when I say come.

So we walk to the end of the road, and suddenly ... from nowhere, a guy in a long duster coat and some heavy boots is walking down the road behind us. No way did he come out of any of the houses behind us, I'm convinced he was what the dog stopped to stare at. Although I'm not convinced he came out of "the knocking shop" as he was not walking up the street ahead of us. So he must have just been standing in someone's front garden (doing what?)

So I dick about standing there, pretending the dog is going for a poo or something (luckily the dog is snuffling through some bones outside the chicken shop) ... and waiting for him to walk past on the other side.

As he gets closer, I can hear he's breathing heavily, the sort of noise that most of our patients at work make : basically someone VERY heavily asthmatic or with bronchiectasis.

I am *convinced* he was hiding in the shadows of the place where the dog was growling, but he was breathing so noisily as he walked up the street that he MUST have been holding his breath whilst the dog and I were standing there staring into the garden.

He walked down the road in the other direction from us (and didn't look back) but I can feel the lead vibrating in my hand where the dog is growling under his breath.

All the way home I have been thinking "He came out of the knocking shop / is it a knocking shop? / He didn't come from behind us / Why was he standing in that front garden silently holding his breath ?/ does he stand in OTHER people's gardens silently / does he stand in MY BACK GARDEN doing that (I sleep with my curtains open).



I'm no curtain twitcher, I rarely notice what's going on around me at the best of times ... but right at this precise moment I am scared almost shitless.

But I'm kind of glad I've got a fuck-off big dog in the house (even if it was him who alerted me to the fact that there as a weirdo standing there in the first place, the bugger).

hellkat
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[hellkat]

So yeah, cool story bro
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[hellkat]

I'm only putting this up here in case he climbs in my bedroom window and hacks me and the dog up into little pieces, in the middle of the night - then you'll all know to tell the police that it was a strange man in a long beige duster coat, walking weirdly and with a strange breathing problem.

I'm not easily suggestible but it was Fucking Creepy.


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[Ariel Badger]

At times you just know that things are wrong. Would it help if you did a MS Paint id picture of him?
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[hellkat]

I couldnt see his face (I'm so freaked, I cant even remember if he had a hat on, I think he did)

He just looked like this:

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[hellkat]

Ah, sorry, I didn't mean to make him look like a badly drawn version of Snufkin. He was about as far from Snufkin as I can imagine.

Anyway, I'm off to bed, see if I can sleep ...
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[Ariel Badger]

he looks Australian.
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[evoboy]

Kinda reminds me of Indiana Jones from the Atari 2600


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[TanacoiusD]

Paranoid !!!!!!

[Marmalade]

before i kicked the stinky habit i used to smoke on the doorstep and i aint no hooker.

You should have killed him to save yourself from the risk of him climbing in through your window tonight, can never be too careful.
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[Dragonfly]

You should be a novelist , that was an interesting read ,. creepy. I want to know more now.
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[Ariel Badger]

nowhere.elysium, do you look like this?
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[supZ]

[N cee thirty]

sounds like me,but i don't wear a hat
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[hellkat]

Yah, the knocking shop bit may have been me being fanciful, cos I know that weirdos aren't the only ones to go to knocking shops.

(although I've worked in enough, and sent enough girls outside for a fag to at least be justified in considering it a possibility).

I think most people would be surprised at how many "ordinary looking" accommodations are being used for exactly that purpose without anybody hardly even knowing.

The weirdo could well have been just peering in random windows in the area (I'm certain now that's what he must have been doing)

James: Yeah, thanks ... good point.
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[hellkat]

[Dragonfly]

Or he could be some right evil bastard who has killed loads of people and actually is Satan himself and your dog has sensed this and was warning you you where next if you did not take the warning from him growling and get away from that door.

thats what I think anyway.
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He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.