The BCF Christmas Story

Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

Riding around on a 125 with L plates, with a vintage firestorm in the garage.

G1_ · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2002 Karma :

And he said...play the best song in the world or I'll eat your soul.

one1895 · Posted: 18:52 - 18 Dec 2003 Post subject:

...And astonishingly, a foot high leprichaun came wandering into the room...
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The BeefMeister · Crazy Courier Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Karma :

...made a funny noise and fell over...

Confused

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"Put your hands up motherstickers, this is a f*ck up!"

JimboJ · Manc Pikey Joined: 23 Aug 2002 Karma :

kev · I Hump Things Joined: 07 Oct 2002 Karma :

Then all coverd in marmite.

The BeefMeister · Crazy Courier Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Karma :

...Along came Santa and licked it all up and became too fat to do his yearly christmas deliveries...

Laughing

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"Put your hands up motherstickers, this is a f*ck up!"

Scotty · Scooter Boi Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Karma :

...Which ment Danny and his dodgy Polish Deliveries LTD stepped in...
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Regards
Scott

Kickstart@Work · Scooby Slapper Joined: 26 Sep 2003 Karma :

but went over the handlebars on his delivery round, so all the kiddies couldn't have their presents.
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The BeefMeister · Crazy Courier Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Karma :

It sounds like the end... but no! Batman saves the day...

Laughing

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"Put your hands up motherstickers, this is a f*ck up!"

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

Unfortunately the return leg was even worse. Whilst in the ambulance on the way to hospital, both he and his cargo was abducted by porn loving aliens. The aliens needed convincing to deliver the pressies so...
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

Jay · Nova Slayer Joined: 23 Nov 2003 Karma :

showed them a pic of the seven lesbians all covered in Marmite and told them if they did him the favour he would arrange.........
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4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhea.Does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?

Nighteyes · Dirty Bint Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Karma :

The BeefMeister · Crazy Courier Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Karma :

The offer was accepted and they all ventured down town on...
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"Put your hands up motherstickers, this is a f*ck up!"

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

A fleet of mechanical dolphins and whales, which were powered by the phenomenal motive force which can be extracted from...
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

Scotty · Scooter Boi Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Karma :

...flatulence, which is produced in high amounts from a being called Ste, who also likes playing with his...
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Regards
Scott

McJamweasel · BCF Junkie Joined: 22 Mar 2002 Karma :

...mini moto. Although he's not very good at it and keeps...
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BCF: Be yourself, just don't be an arse.

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

My little ponies. they have become his preferred mode of transport for his new job...
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

McJamweasel · BCF Junkie Joined: 22 Mar 2002 Karma :

...of assistant toth fairy. He might just get into trouble soon tho, as he...
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BCF: Be yourself, just don't be an arse.

Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

..was recently caught embezzling molars, and...

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

Not only trading in teeth, but soliciting for trade in the highly illegal organ market. Highest prices paid for brains good cond. or otherwise...
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

...One day while hard at work, ste...
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"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman

G1_ · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2002 Karma :

decided that it would be a good idea to actually do some work. It was a very boring day. The next day...

Laura · Playboy Bunny Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Karma :

He changes his mind and decided that work was a bad idea after all and if he continued as a hobbit he wouldn't have to do work after all and could carry on living happily at the shire with......
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Good girls ride motorcycles bad girls thrash them.

Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

Danny and all the other hobbits. Instead of working they could...