Chinese proverb say...

[Moo.]

My dad has a habit of always telling me chinese proverb jokes thought it would be funny to make a thread so people can post theirs

Chinese proverb say "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."

Chinese proverb say "Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man gives wife upright organ"
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A2 Passed 18/6/10

[Blackwolf]

"man who takes laxative and sleeping pill wake up in deep shit"
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Current: Ducati Multistrada 1200s

[nowhere.elysium]

"Drink and the world drinks with you; chunder, and you chunder alone"
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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[growler]

oral sex makes your day

anal sex makes your whole week
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DILLIGAF

[dragstaar]

The early bird gets the worm ; the second mouse gets the cheese

[WizardofNos]

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum

Wakes up with stinky finger.
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I hope it's not a repost!

[Benson_JV]

[thegubner]

Man who does not read first post looks like plonker.

[GhostRider]

Man who mix viagra with laxative...... not know if he coming or going.

Man who stick penis into peanut butter........is fucking nuts.

Man who drop watch into toilet........bound to have shitty time.

Man who win diarrhea lottery...........winnie the poo!


Etc etc.

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[WizardofNos]

ha ha yeah... oops..

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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I hope it's not a repost!

[Clique]

'Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day long'

[iSinBlood]

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

[headgear]

When you're up to your nose in shit keep your mouth shut.
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Cover me in tuna and throw me to the lesbians.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Chinese proverb say "Man who joins BCF, best not ride a Chinese bike'.

Chinese proverb say 'Chinese bikes are like Chinese meals..After 1/2 an hour you feel unfullfilled'.

Chinese proverb say 'Man who poo in strangers garden will reap much shit'.

Chinese proverb say 'Man who write a 10,000 word synopsis is probably Teflon-Mike'.

Chinese proverb say 'Man who have no bike, is like a chocolate fireguard....Pathetic'.

Chinese proverb say 'If it rains...then post even more crap on BCF'
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The Harry Turner Project

[The Original Muzza]

I believe these used to be prefixed as "Confucius say..."

Man who walk through airport security sideways going to Bangkok.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[warped one]

Anyone else read these with a Chinese accent?
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[The999Kid]

[Frost]

https://static.zoovy.com/img/humor/W700-H919-Bffffff/freebies/confucius_say

https://uk.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/49/MPW-24526

[warped one]

[Frost]

Right click image.
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Press Ctrl + to zoom in and make it easier to read.

[warped one]

Just found this thread searching for something.

Thought it worth a bump.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[yuri2085]

[Dragonfly]