From me mate in the States.

[Hetzer]

MY LAST TRIP TO SAM S CLUB

Yesterday I was at my local SAM S CLUB buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for my loyal pet, Sam , the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think, I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting
the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up
in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it
works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try
it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food
poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass
and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.

Sam 's won't let me shop there anymore.
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"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[pinkyfloyd]

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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[raak]

hahah 'sniffing a poodle ass'

classic..
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Previous bikes: Suzuki GT250A / Yamaha DT125 / NTV Honda 650 // currently Suzuki RF900

[dodgydog]

My wife cooked Korean meatballs for tea, you ought to try them, they're the dogs bollocks.
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not exactly what I meant

[clancy]

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