Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


my demise

Reply to topic
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message
warped one This post is not being displayed because the poster is banned. Unhide this post / all posts.
warped one This post is not being displayed because the poster is banned. Unhide this post / all posts.

Chris750
Brolly Dolly



Joined: 08 Oct 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 04:44 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

??????????????????????

Confused
What have you done now warped?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

instigator
Super Spammer



Joined: 19 Oct 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 06:31 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it anytime soon? I would like to know when to buy the party hats. For myself and a lot of members here.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Ol
World Chat Champion



Joined: 07 Aug 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 07:17 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPEAK ENGLISH MAN Middle Finger Wink Middle Finger
____________________
Previous: Cub50, NRG50, TS50, YB100, CB125, NSR125, ZZR600, CBF1000, SV650s, ZX6R B1H, XT250, Mito Powered Crosser, WRF450, , FZ600, VN800, GSXR600 - Currently CB1000R
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
Super Spammer



Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:03 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the infomation we have to hand we can summise that young Master Warped has sold his Dad's bike and truck without telling him.
Quote:
Hel me.
= 'Hell? Me?.....Yes, probably.


Quote:
key in bke. Lid on post.
= Street slang for 'My penis is inside someone(thing)

Have a good 'un mate Thumbs Up and i'm sure your Dad will understand.

Pat
____________________
Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

The Shaggy D.A.
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:22 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chris750 wrote:
??????????????????????

Confused
What have you done now warped?


Really, honestly, who the fuck cares?
____________________
Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Raffles
World Chat Champion



Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:32 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Quote:
key in bke. Lid on post.
= Street slang for 'My penis is inside someone(thing)

Is bke an abbreviation for bike or bloke?
____________________
A good loser will always be a loser.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
Super Spammer



Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:35 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been researching these phrases.

Looks like he's shagged his Dad.....again
____________________
Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

Raffles
World Chat Champion



Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:49 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Looks like he's shagged his Dad.....again

His dad does have a rather nice moustache.
____________________
A good loser will always be a loser.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Ariel Badger
Super Spammer



Joined: 02 Dec 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 10:48 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

warped one wrote:
key in bke. Lid on post.


Hel me.


Beer in Warped?
____________________
Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Dragonfly
Super Spammer



Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 11:22 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is an E panic attack I believe. You will not have to worry about growing that tash now.
____________________
All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts
N cee thirty This post is not being displayed because the poster is banned. Unhide this post / all posts.

Asharin
World Chat Champion



Joined: 05 Oct 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 12:33 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Left his dads bike with keys in, and helmet on a post, now someone has stolen it?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Fisty
Super Spammer



Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:19 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

did you know an anagram of "warped one" is "E raped now" which I believe is happening to him right now.
____________________
Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

The999Kid
World Chat Champion



Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:08 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

or not... i got a couple of messages off him saying hes run his dads Laverda under a truck..
____________________
NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

panrider_uk
World Chat Champion



Joined: 23 Sep 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:16 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must be mad taking a Laverda out in weather like this. The back roads are still dodgy in Lincolnshire.

Mark
____________________
Current bikes: Honda ST1100 Pan European. Moto Guzzi V85 TT Travel
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Ichy
World Chat Champion



Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:28 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The999Kid wrote:
or not... i got a couple of messages off him saying hes run his dads Laverda under a truck..


Its unlikely anyone will believe it unless there are photos with a copy of a Sunday newspaper in them.

Any interpretation of key in bke. Lid on post. ?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Fisty
Super Spammer



Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:29 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The999Kid wrote:
or not... i got a couple of messages off him saying hes run his dads Laverda under a truck..


BCF dosent make fuck ups, but if it did they would be like this. possibly the greatest fuck up in the world.
____________________
Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

The999Kid
World Chat Champion



Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:30 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marki wrote:

Any interpretation of key in bke. Lid on post. ?


Your guess is as good as mine!
____________________
NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

MarJay
But it's British!



Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:09 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its all right, Warped can pay his dad back with the three grand he's getting posted from his Ukranian girfriend...

Oh wait...
____________________
British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

hellkat
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:20 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know it goes against everyone's grain but ...

... has anybody heard whether he is actually ALRIGHT?

Confused
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Marmalade
World Chat Champion



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:24 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I know it goes against everyone's grain but ...

... has anybody heard whether he is actually ALRIGHT?

Confused


It might be but really, if he vanished most people would miss his presence and mental posts.
____________________
Nobby the Bastard: How yo tell the difference between the actual japanese and her just screaming because she's had live fish stuck up her arse? [url=https://www.nicks-shop.co.uk/bcf-goodies-15-c.aspGet BCF stickers and things here[/url] Reflective helmet stickers - Legal requirement in france - Clicky
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

The Shaggy D.A.
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:26 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Most"?
____________________
Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

mistergixer
World Chat Champion



Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:30 - 05 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I know it goes against everyone's grain but ...

... has anybody heard whether he is actually ALRIGHT?

Confused


Looks around for someone who actually gives a fuck......


https://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/3215/4275empty_room.jpg

https://football-talk.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tumbleweed.jpg

Nope, as i thought.
____________________
Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
Mistergixer's videos on YouTube
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 15 years, 308 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next
Page 1 of 5

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 

Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 0.08 Sec - Server Load: 0.5 - MySQL Queries: 14 - Page Size: 131.13 Kb