Clubbing in Leeds

[Minty]

I was up in T'Leeds at t'weekend.

Just having a couple of jars in a lively club when I notice a guy and a girl getting it on near the bar. Good on 'em, I think, when I look away to give them their privacy. I then see a guy with his mate taking a photo of them getting jiggy.

Not to be outdone, I asked them how they would like it if someone took a photo of them getting it on.

"No problem, honey" one of them says:

https://www.blackstones.com/galleries/gallery_toys05/images/Lew-and.jpg

I forget their names but I think one of them was called 'Minge' or something.
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My fingers smell of your mum.

[Fisty]

10 out of fucking 10

I have just laughed farted and shot beer through my nose all at once!
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[Paxovasa]

Which one is minge?
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[Fisty]

[Minty]

The sponge on the left if I recall correctly. Very camp sounding he were too.
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My fingers smell of your mum.