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PostPosted: 12:14 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Dickhead! My girlfriend keeps calling me a dickhead! Reply with quote
For the past couple of months just been joking around with my girl and she calls me a dickhead a lot of the time!

On numerous occasions I have had to remind her that I do not have a penis on my head so therefore I can not be a dickhead!

Well last night (05/04/2011) we was in bed and she kept taunting me calling me a dickhead whilst we were watching family guy, ruining the whole episode for me!

I had, had enough so I pulled my tracksuit bottoms down (I sleep with tracksuit bottoms on) climbed on top of her and put my dick on top of her head and SCREAMED OUT, NOW WHO IS THE DICKHEAD!

She was pissed!

lol

She kicked me out of the bed (literally) & bedroom and made me sleep on the sofa in the front room (well it is her flat)

After 10 mins she came back and allowed me back into bed, and apologised for calling me a dickhead during family guy!

Moral of the story if your other half calls you a dickhead, place your dick on her head and then remind her who is the real dickhead!

lol!
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
You wear trackie bottoms in bed? Sounds like a dickhead to me! Razz
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Re: Dickhead! My girlfriend keeps calling me a dickhead! Reply with quote
woo wrote:
For the past couple of months just been joking around with my girl and she calls me a dickhead a lot of the time!

On numerous occasions I have had to remind her that I do not have a penis on my head so therefore I can not be a dickhead!

Well last night (05/04/2011) we was in bed and she kept taunting me calling me a dickhead whilst we were watching family guy, ruining the whole episode for me!

I had, had enough so I pulled my tracksuit bottoms down (I sleep with tracksuit bottoms on) climbed on top of her and put my dick on top of her head and SCREAMED OUT, NOW WHO IS THE DICKHEAD!

She was pissed!

lol

She kicked me out of the bed (literally) & bedroom and made me sleep on the sofa in the front room (well it is her flat)

After 10 mins she came back and allowed me back into bed, and apologised for calling me a dickhead during family guy!

Moral of the story if your other half calls you a dickhead, place your dick on her head and then remind her who is the real dickhead!

lol!


You should have just brutally raped her tbh, that would have shut her up
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Re: Dickhead! My girlfriend keeps calling me a dickhead! Reply with quote
fuKKer wrote:


You should have just brutally raped her tbh, that would have shut her up


Anally
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Re: Dickhead! My girlfriend keeps calling me a dickhead! Reply with quote
hellbound wrote:
fuKKer wrote:


You should have just brutally raped her tbh, that would have shut her up


Anally


Anually also.
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Re: Dickhead! My girlfriend keeps calling me a dickhead! Reply with quote
UnknownStuntman wrote:
Anually also.


Rupert or the Beano?

Harsh either way.
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Deserves the standard BCF reply:

Punch her in the tits and do her up the gary!
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
How the hell can anyone sleep wearing track suit bottoms?
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pete. wrote:
How the hell can anyone sleep wearing track suit bottoms?


They'll be the ones who walk around with their hands down the front of them all the time. They love their trackies Wub
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
The one's that wear them the next day.... Sick Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:52 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
The reply "Cunt Face" usually shuts them up Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I do jogging in my bed too.
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Should have teabagged her.
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
CaNsA wrote:
The reply "Cunt Face" usually shuts them up Very Happy


Laughing Laughing say this and you will be winning like charlie sheen.
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
CaNsA wrote:
The reply "Cunt Face" usually shuts them up Very Happy


i find shit face, cunt face, cum slut, cunt sucking bitch, fuckwit, and 'if you dont shut the fuck up im going to plough ur arse harder than giles ploughs his field' all work quite well if u want silence for a few hours.
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 06 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
She'd beat me for sure.

She slapped me round the face and got majorly pissed off when i was moving from one sofa to the other to confuse her every time she came in the room.

Putting my member on her head would result in instant sterilisation most definitely. Woo mate you've got nads. Still don't understand why you'd sleep in trackies though chief.

Cheers,

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