If I were in charge

[carvell]

If I was in Charge:

All drugs would be legal and available without prescription. Any offence
committed, or accident caused, whilst under the influence would carry at
least double the penalty than if sober.

All uninvited intruders on ones premises forfeit all rights. All
householders and business owners would have the right to defend
themselves and their property by any means, including lethal force,
against such intruders.

Scrotes familes to pay for the scrotes prison upkeep.

All speed cameras to have a bloody great illuminated sign in plain sight
100 metres before the camera, displaying the speed limit and that there
is a camera. Cameras would only be outside schools and protecting known
black spots. All others to be removed.

Motorway speed limit to be raised to 90mph. Some little used stretches
to be made open limit - but with countdowns and cameras on entry to
limited stretches - see above.

Diesel trucks, buses and cabs left idling would be forfeit and anybody
would be entitled to drive them away.

All schools to be able to set their own methods of discipline, presented
with full transparency - parents would not have the right to question
it.

All judges to be publicly elected and accountable.

All politicians to provide written explanations of their performance
every 3 months.
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Yamaha TDM 850

[Danny]

Where did you get that from then?

[carvell]

uk.rec.motorcycles - Newsgroup.

Wasn't trying to pass it off as my own, it's pretty clear I couldn't come up with that.
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Yamaha TDM 850

[MarJay]

That sounds like someone came into IRC a few months ago when I was on my "Mark for Prime minister" campaign.

They took the words right out of my mouth!

damn plagiarizing scum!
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[G]

So, if you really don't like someone, you get them really mashed up on some nasty drugs.
You then invite them to your house and break a few things.
You can now not only kill them, but do it twice! Seeing how they broke into your house while in drug crazed stupor and smashed up your stuff while threatening you.

[headlamp]

Excellent! - check out https://www.yourparty.org - they need ideas and who knows, if they get elected these could become law!

[Korn]